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Naked in front of my mail lady
I love being naked in front of my male lady. She’s used to it and doesn’t seem to mind. Maybe she likes it too. I live in a very hot part of the country and although I’m not a nudist, I’ve sort of convinced her that I am so even if I’m not naked when she shows up, I quickly get naked to chat with her for a few minutes before she leaves. I live in a very rural area with a long driveway, so she always drives up to my house to deliver mail. And since I work from home, I almost always have the chance to see her coming and a strip just in time. Sometimes I get hard while we’re talking and I apologize, and she just waves it off like all the men she delivers to are buck naked with boners in her face. Maybe they are. I’ve never asked.
Jul 30
She is traumatized at the sight of a dick
Do you have an obviously large cock?
It’s thick, not necessarily long, with nicely low hanging balls. Plus I’m circumcised, so no gnarly dank hood getting in the way of things. 90% of women prefer a mushroom helmet dick over one that is covered over by a gross flesh blanket.