Rant Confessions

Small erect hairless cock

My wife has always used a 7 inch dildo because of my child sized hairless erect cock. And she likes me to masterbate when she uses it.

Right answer for right question

In a Q&A slissy magazine I read a subscriber posting a question: Q- "When you pussy fuck a girl do you put your balls inn too" A- "If it's big enough YES" Sounds like the jerk had trouble pulling it out.


Well i posted a few stories here and what with the trolls all can do is complain about grammar etc and i use Grammarly to check mine and still, they find faults sad bunch

It Was Wrong But.....

Caught two youngsters going at it one night. Backpacks and clothes tossed aside. Under a walkway so I got real close and watched. Just didn’t like the way the little shit was treating her. So I cock blocked him.
When he was about to cum I walked up and startled them. Both reaching for their clothes as I put my big foot on them. Get dressed... [more]

The Cowboys are America's Sissy Boys

I hate the Dallas fag Boys. I hope Jerry Jones has a heart attack and fucking dies sucking on a foot long dinner sausage . I hope the Cowboys airplane crashes into a mountain and explodes . Fuck Dallas and Fuck all their stupid fans. Dallas is full of nothing but steers and queers. Mostly queers. I hope all Dallas fans choke on a huge set of bull... [more]

The NFL can kiss my ASS!

Fuck the NFL. They are trying to destroy Mark Davis the Raiders owner for revenge against his dad. They went after poor coach Gruden so they can hold Mark Davis responsible for a bunch of bull shit . Emails can be faked easily . Even if coach Gruden said a few things before he worked for the Raiders so fucking what . Yes you heard that right. Fuck... [more]

Covid shot

The Mayo Clinic is obviously keeping track of data on the COVID cases. They released findings on the shot and found it dropped to less than 50% effective after 3 months. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SHIT IS THAT??? That's not a fucking vaccine, that's bullshit big pharmaceutical companies draining the taxpayers. And before all you fucking assholes tell... [more]

The last 10 Updates here

Judging by the horrible grammar and spelling the last 10 confessions were written by the same moron

The pawn wife

My wife is a ex meth user she had pawned everything sometimes I wonder if she pawned her body for dope. She don't work so I the bread winner. We got into it the other day next day she goes and pawns her ring . I have GPS in all are vehicles. I told what she go pawn she said her ring needed gas money of course her cogs what not. So its are... [more]

Go eat a bucket of fuck, Joe

I'm already sick of Biden's act. I'm so sorry I voted for him and wish I could take it back. I apologize to everyone for my horrible mistake. He's just a P.O.S.

U r correct

Yes baby! U should lock ur doors! Because I'm coming in and taking u to pound town! Im going to impregnate u right on ur motherfucking bed when ur husband is away! Try me! We would make good parents!

Only Fans

To all or any women!!! I ain't spending money on ur onlyFans!!! What makes u soo special that I shouldn't watch free porn over u!! Exactly..Nothing! U all r just some low self esteem whores and think u should be paid for showing ur yeast infected pussy and watch it get pound out because yall busted up wanna be pornstars! Yall just fat..out of... [more]

Conservatives are all Attention Seekers

Conservatives piss me off so much mainly because they come on here to spew their bullshit because they are so desperate for Attention.
Get your facts straight before spewing your stupidity here because All Politicians are Rich so it doesn’t matter who we vote for the last guy was too incompetent and clearly unfit to be President and he’s also a... [more]

Chris-Chan Raped His/Her Mother

I'm sure most of you if not all of you know who Chris-Chan is? The biggest Manchild on the whole internet and the creator of that God Awful Sonichu Comic. Well years ago he had a Sex Change despite years on insulting the LGBTQ Community and now Chris-Chan is going to Jail after Raping his/her own Mother.
For the longest time Chris-Chan has done... [more]

Insecure about my body

So I've been insecure about my body for a long time. I'm 5'6 and 220 pounds, but much of my weight is in my stomach and my thighs. I still have a waist and you can feel my ribs. My back has basically no fat at all, excluding my love handles. I like my thick thighs and round ass, and have been told that my waistline is attractive for a fatter... [more]

What is wrong with the guys on this site...

I have posted many stories on this site that are absolute true and some that are bulk shit. Either that way the story police feel the need to tell you that they know even the true stories are bull shit!
Why the fuck do you even care? If you don't believe it then move on. If your life is so lame that you don't have any good stories to tell move... [more]

I Hate All Women

It pisses me off on Twitter that there is always some sexist attention wanting bitch wants to spew hate towards men wishing men were all dead or calling men trash but if a man talks shit about women these bitches get instantly triggered.
Yeah if you can't take getting called out on your bullshit then don't say anything in the first place just... [more]

Is she done?

I keep reading articles saying Pres. Biden will resign or be removed from office "by the end of this year" due to alleged "incompetence". I didn't vote for him OR Trump, but I honestly don't see much decline from his mental state during last year's campaign and election. Do you think he is actually slipping, and thus, that the country really is... [more]

Why in the fuck do we give State Aid to farmers?

I'm sorry, but Farm Aid is bullshit. These fucking farmers are given shitload of money every year from the taxpayers.
You can go to farm dot ewg dot org and see all the farmers in your area and how much money they receive every year from farm aid. I don't get subsidies every year from the government, so why in the fuck are these rich farmers... [more]

Fuck Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerburg is a fucking idiot that clearly needs to resign from Facebook because he plays favorites, has let power go straight to his head, and has falsely suspended and banned users over dumbass shit and has profited on his own bullshit.
There are a number of groups who dedicate themselves to hate and harassment and anytime you report... [more]

Destroy Susan Wojcicki

This stupid bitch ruined Youtube, what were the execs thinknig putting this incompetent cunt in charge of YouTube. She's banned youtubers for no reason, she refused to ban Logan Paul after every dumbass thing that loser has done, she clearly has a vendetta against smaller youtubers, and she implemented COPPA so why is this stupid bitch still... [more]

Women are Trash

This is to a certain dumb bitch on here ranting about shit, trolls, and people on here. Go die of aids you stupid bitch, also women post on here all the time and are complete and total attention whores so go die of aids.

Special Snowflake White and The Seven Dorks

I am so enraged that some fucktards are mad because the Snow White ride at Disneyland is sexual assault. Like did any of you miserable retards ever read or listen to snow white back in school, then again I don't think these fucktards learned anything in school because they showed outrage everytime they got F's on their report cards.
Snow White... [more]

Is it?

Is all women a bitch? I never used to think it is true, but now I think totally so . . . . . . EVERY single one is!!!!
TOO MANY BITCH!!! All woman MUST have to belong to bitch club! First rule from bitch club is you NEVER talk about bitch club. Second rule from bitch club is if its your first time in bitch club, you HAVE to bitch!!
But... [more]

Fuck Roger Ebert

I could care less if this fat fuck is dead, Roger Ebert is trash he always has been and always will be.
One he deserves to burn in hell for his shitty reviews and for the remarks he made about the late Ryan Dunn.
You know what God did the world a favor ending the life of that fat miserable pig Roger Ebert.
I hope Roger Ebert is suffering... [more]

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