When I was an alter boy I found myself alone with the Padres lunch before me. Now he never did anything to me but he was a real asshole. His lunch was sitting before me . He had to go to answer the phone. I saw his bologna sandwich and a cup of clam chowder. I jerked off in his soup and stirred it in good. I came back a little later to watch him... [more]
Been texting a work colleague and slowly been getting cheeky with her, mainly making her laugh but also letting her know I’m interested.
Things have moved on and we’ve started sending pictures to each other, nothing rude yet!
At six weeks I sent her an old picture of me on holiday, she said I looked gorgeous, after a few other pictures she sent... [more]
My wife doesn't know it, but I routinely shoot thick ropes of jizz into her carton of coconut coffee creamer and then stir it in really good. When I watch her pour it into her coffee the morning after I've done this, I get instantly hard watching her sip on it while reading the paper. I guess that's one way of getting her to swallow, right?
I was on break from school and went back to my home town to see my friends. My best friend wanted to go to breakfast on my last day and we picked a place with the best pancakes. Her favorite since growing up. My friend had just turned 38 and was 10 years older than me. We had met at work and became friends. She stood 5'8 with long blonde hair that... [more]
MOTHER NEVER REALLY KNEW ME WELL. SHE WAS GONE ALOT ON VACATION IN EUROPE. I WAS BROUGHT UP BY MY OLDER SISTER AND AUNTIE. I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN MOST BOYS BEING BROUGHT UP EXCLUSIVELY BY WOMEN.DAD WAS NOT AROUND AND WHEN HE WAS IT USUALLY INVOLVED BEING WITH HIS DAUGHTER. HE DIDN'T MIND HAVING ANOTHER "DAUGHTER" THOUGH. I WAS... [more]
Why someone uses one sentence only? poor thing writes one sentence for every post. I see it all the time with little variation, "Fuck you you xxx! You ain't fooling anyone dude! Get the fuck out of here sick fuck." He can't even spell? What is he trying to tell us about himself?
Sitting in the tepid gloom of the Sticky Floors Adult cinema. Other skells around me snored, nodded, and masturbated to the image of Seka on the screen, completely nude except for her Hermes scarf. The theater smelled like a discarded cum rag with chunky skid marks. There was a harsh female cackle as Seka took a black cock the size of a... [more]
MY MOTHER FOUND HER HUSBAND IN BED WITH MY OLDER SISTER. SHE COULDN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING THOUGH KNOWING HE MIGHT LEAVE HER. I KNEW ABOUT IT BECAUSE MY SISTER LITERALLY BOASTED ABOUT IT. I WAS A TEENAGER THOUGH AND HAD BEEN COVETING MY MOM'S PETITE BODY. SHE WAS VERY BITCHY THOUGH AND IF I WAS GOING TO PROCEED FURTHER I HAD TO PLAN CAREFULLY. MOM... [more]
I want to find my Cousin Lewis, and I want to take him to bed with me, to do something I always wanted to do with him, and that’s Mix up our sperm together in my tight Foreskin Cock from his big Cock.
And I want to get a Milk Carton, and I want us to fill up that empty Milk carton all the way to the top with nothing but our Mixed up Sperm and... [more]
Yesterday at the massage parlour, my regular lady masseur has left her job and now instead of her they kept a male masseur.. I don't know him neither have I seen him anywhere before.. the big problem is that I am not comfortable getting half naked infront of him.. should I tell it to him or should I ask the manager to arrange something else..or... [more]
When ever i see an Asian it grosses me out they're always wearing those discussing flip-flops it's a fucking turn off... no wonder they have Duck feet
Since i was very young i had the pleasant feeling about muddy places and would often sneak out just to play in mud. When i got through puberty, i don't know why but i started liking to masturbate in mud. This day i was walking around wasting time and i go by this open sewer canal close by home. I've seen it before several times, but i don't know... [more]
Im on the much much younger side of 18 and i fuck quite a few of my dads older friends and coworkers and lately ive been fantasizing about him... like ill be sitting in the living room in the chair or something and ill sit with my ass facing him hoping he looks over at it and gets hard.. should i just do something to fuck him??
I am so angry at how we are all supposed to be nice to Fat People all because of the Fat Acceptance bullshit created by the Fucktarded Woke Community. I will never accept Fat People because they disgust me and after reading the rants about Fat People on this site all of the things said about Fat People are true. Fat people are nothing but Fat... [more]
Back in 2008 I was in a publc park where I live and I had indecently exposed myself to two married females. When I saw them get out of their car I quickly ran behind a tree line and stripped down playing with myself waiting. As soon as they came into my direction I was stroking making sexual noices to get their attention. One of them saw me but... [more]
I dropped a couple of pics of me being. Humiliated saying i eat shit and love anything scat with my number on. I rimmed a guy earlier picked the shit out of his arse abd ate it
It's not gross to me but love shitting on a plate turning around and eating it and am eating all over my face my ex wife hated it but loved watching me i love filming. It and post online. I should. Take it up again loved telling people. I had a guy do a fat shit in my mouth love it messy. My old daddy use to shit in my mouth id eat it all until... [more]
I fucking HATE Mayonnaise. Why does every restaurant put mayonnaise on EVERY single sandwich they serve? It makes the bread all soggy and ruins the damn meat taste no matter how much of it you wipe off or how good you are at wiping it off. It tastes like glue and paint with curdled milk and for some reason it seems all white people LOVE the shit... [more]
Years and years ago I went with a girl who let me take her anal virginity. She had been raped when she was 16 and it left her with some sexual hang ups but I eliminated those and when she felt me inside her bum for the first time she was instantly hooked and she preferred it in the arse to in the pussy. And I was only too happy to oblige since it... [more]
I routinely visit my 55 yo granny in this covid-days and often stay on weekends with her. I used to sleep with her in my childhood. And now she does not mind me sleeping with her in the same bed rather she always admired my 23 yo firm body, wrapped me around while sleeping and often joked on my hard-on. On the other hand, I had always an eye on... [more]
I will never forget that time Rick came over to visit and gave me something that I would love to forget all about. He came over to stay a week with us and one night was a night that I wish he would have stayed home; my daughter yelled that she thought there was sewer damage in the house, so I went to track the odor and oh dear GOD, there was Rick... [more]
My Next Door Neighbor Arthur has been nothing but a nuisance for as long as he's lived next door to me. Every Morning he goes outside on His Front Porch Naked, stands the Picnic Table on the porch which is the only time they've used that able since they never have any picnics since they moved here; and then he puts his penis in the Umbrella Hole... [more]
I wanna have sex with Megan Wessels.
I've got a fantasy I want to make happen. I want to find a well-known park where voyeur men go to jerk off. I'd get out of my car, bend over and pull my skirt up. No panties, I'd have a dildo up my cunnie with a vibrator against my clit and any man could do anything they want with my asshole. Finger it, lick it, suck it, tongue fuck it, fist it... [more]
It started with small touches, but then I realized how enjoyable it was. Then I started ejaculation with my shit. I also like to drink pee and ejaculate by rubbing it on my dick. Snap me (cgmg33) if u want to chat with me.