Funny Confessions

I had a very liberal youth

I think my mother relived her youth thru me. She got married to my father as a junior in HS, he was a senior. He joined the service as soon as he graduated, mom told me because he needed a job with insurance. I guess dad liked it as he made it a career. All my teenage years were spent in Europe. I was an easy developer and mom put me on the... [more]

I was groped once

Without consent, I mean. I sometimes had boyfriends do it playfully, but this incident was the first and, so far, only time it was done by a stranger. Well, not exactly a stranger.
It was the first day of summer. I was 16 and at a mall with a friend. I was wearing tighy red shorts and white sleeveless shirt. My friend went to the bathroom as I... [more]

Chicas casi nos quitan el carnet de padre!

Un grupo de chicas en el cole cuando tenia 15 años agarraron a mi y a mi hermano mayor, despues de la clase de educaciòn fìsica y nos dieron patadas en las bolas. a mi 3 patadas, mi hermano no se recuerda. Y no lo decimos a nadie. Ese día nos fuimos a casa llorando, cada paso dolía un montón. Eso no es gracioso bola de tontas! C!

My Pickle

Did I tell you guys about when was caught with my pecker in the pickle slicer?

Wrinkled Old Lady And Dead Dick

If your wife is ugly and your cock is dead. Pick up an illegal and put your hammer in his hand. Paul Pelosi

ROBOT?

I’m convinced I’m a robotic being. My thoughts don’t seem to be totally my own. I have a small opening down there but no real vagina. My breasts are hollow like tin. And I have no gag reflex. The confusing part is this site continues to verify that I am not a robot.

DEER SEASON AGAIN

Love sitting in my deer stand with my dick and balls hanging out in the autumn breeze. Rifle in my left hand and ridged meat in my right. Once after a kill I stood over the carcass and unloaded my gun.

Grammar

My Grammar is 71 n still sexy as hell. She was stripper all her life……. Just kidding. My real grammar fantasy is that everyone on this site knew about paragraphs. Punctuation makes me wet. 🫣

Surely not!

I’ve heard something about taking it in the ass feeling similar to taking a shit. Repeatedly. Daryl from OSU here. If that’s so then bend me over Bubba. I love a good shit.

The Smell Of SEMEN

My name is Tiff. I wanted to know what a thick cock stretching my rearhole felt like. Most of the amateurs in porn seemed to really love it. OMG I feel so naughty just saying this!
My hubby is totally freaked out by any ass play or even talk of ass play. I brushed his butthole once when blowing him and he almost lost his hard-on.
Soooooo….I... [more]

The Smell Of Semen Really

Elena here. I guess I’m a bigot. I hate male newscasters. Their slick hair, clean shaven faces and expensive suits seem so very pretentious to me. I know they pick their nose. I know they smell their fingers while in the toilet. Yet they pretend to be above us all.
My ex husband hated me or he would not have done this. The last time he shared... [more]

Passing A Big Turd

This may help some others like it did me. I’m a coed at a Baptist university in Arkansas. I am very close to a female professor here. I ask her all my questions about morality, in particular sex. I asked, “Have you ever let your husband use your “other hole” ?” If you mean my anus the answer is absolutely she replied. Furthermore she continued I... [more]

Psychological Warfare

My wife who has committed acts of infidelity (not adultery) and always has to be the center of attention when out with people and is a complete attention whore when out on the town.
So, I have decided to take her down a peg or two. She no longer works out, eats crap all day, drinks hard liquor and/or wine all evening and all weekend and is... [more]

I did not know I was fucking up this kids head

My roommate she unknowingly cuckolded me. She did not even know she was doing it. It all started when I let her use my car because her car broke down. I gave her my car to use full time. I used my bicycle or roller blades because everything was nearby school, shopping, game stop, the movie theater, my favorite fast food. I had this crush on my... [more]

Walked around naked in front of girl's family

I'd met this girl on Tinder, and she was very clear about just wanting to hookup. The first time we met, I drove her to a park where we proceeded to find a secluded spot in the woods and had a great time. When I drove her back home, I wondered why we couldn't have gone to her place... She says it's because her family lives there and she didn't... [more]

I want to spank and get naughty with a 18 to 25 old boy

I want to get naughty with a 18 to 25 year old and spank him or her

Fun old lady

I'm 33 and lived with my mom until she died 2 years ago and haven't seen my father in over 10 years. Ida was our landlady for 15 years when we lived next door, friends with my mom and she allowed me to rent a room in her house. I drive tractor trailer and am gone Monday until late Thursdays or Friday each week so Ida only charges me $200 a month... [more]

Panty masks

During Covid people were getting pretty creative with masks. I combined my skills as a tailor with my need for masks with my panty sniffing desires (I love the smell of my girlfriends pussy….well all pussy really).
My girlfriend thought this was funny and was totally into it. I would get my girlfriend to wear panties for 3 days, with lots of... [more]

Vacation Quickie

While on vacation last week, my wife and I were both semi drunk and very horny. We walked back to the cabin because we thought both kids were riding bikes around the resort with their friends for a quickie. I had my wife bent over the bathroom vanity and I was fucking her from behind when we heard the screen door slam shut. I pulled out quick and... [more]

It's all lies and made-up fantasies.

I hope everyone knows the stories people post on here are just shit-posting lies, fabrications and fantasies. You know ain't none of this shit actually happened...

Birthday spanking from wife

This year I got a birthday spanking from my wife in my birthday suit. I LOVED it even though it hurt like hell. She was fully clothed and she bent me over her lap. I liked that too. It has been a long while since she spanked me. I was surprised how much I liked it and how much it hurt as the same time .

Burger king

A guy that work with me in Burger King asked me why I didn't like changing my clothes in the back room. I told him I didn't want to be seen in panties and bra. "So if you don't want to be seen in panties and bra" he said "why don't you just stop wearing underwear. I just stood there not knowing if to laugh or blush.

First hand job

I was 18, we were in my car one night when she took out my cock and started rubbing it. I don't think she was ready for what happened. Eventually I came, a massive load that seemed to never end. Jizz flew everywhere. She had a look of disgust as she held up her hand, qhich was completely covered in warm sticky cum.

We caught our neighbours spying on us

My wife woke up very horney and started to cuddle me. In a few minutes we were doing 69. Our bed is in front of the window. When opened the neighbours on the other building can clearly see us.
We did some cowgirl, doggy and man on top, then a little bit of masturbating to come on her boobs.
We laid down to rest and saw that our neighbours, a... [more]

Just a chart

I would like to romp one of my hot sis in-laws but never got that chance any sooner, now that I got saved I pray for you also to get salvation

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