Funny Confessions

Walked around naked in front of girl's family

I'd met this girl on Tinder, and she was very clear about just wanting to hookup. The first time we met, I drove her to a park where we proceeded to find a secluded spot in the woods and had a great time. When I drove her back home, I wondered why we couldn't have gone to her place... She says it's because her family lives there and she didn't... [more]

I want to spank and get naughty with a 18 to 25 old boy

I want to get naughty with a 18 to 25 year old and spank him or her

Fun old lady

I'm 33 and lived with my mom until she died 2 years ago and haven't seen my father in over 10 years. Ida was our landlady for 15 years when we lived next door, friends with my mom and she allowed me to rent a room in her house. I drive tractor trailer and am gone Monday until late Thursdays or Friday each week so Ida only charges me $200 a month... [more]

Panty masks

During Covid people were getting pretty creative with masks. I combined my skills as a tailor with my need for masks with my panty sniffing desires (I love the smell of my girlfriends pussy….well all pussy really).
My girlfriend thought this was funny and was totally into it. I would get my girlfriend to wear panties for 3 days, with lots of... [more]

Vacation Quickie

While on vacation last week, my wife and I were both semi drunk and very horny. We walked back to the cabin because we thought both kids were riding bikes around the resort with their friends for a quickie. I had my wife bent over the bathroom vanity and I was fucking her from behind when we heard the screen door slam shut. I pulled out quick and... [more]

It's all lies and made-up fantasies.

I hope everyone knows the stories people post on here are just shit-posting lies, fabrications and fantasies. You know ain't none of this shit actually happened...

Birthday spanking from wife

This year I got a birthday spanking from my wife in my birthday suit. I LOVED it even though it hurt like hell. She was fully clothed and she bent me over her lap. I liked that too. It has been a long while since she spanked me. I was surprised how much I liked it and how much it hurt as the same time .

Burger king

A guy that work with me in Burger King asked me why I didn't like changing my clothes in the back room. I told him I didn't want to be seen in panties and bra. "So if you don't want to be seen in panties and bra" he said "why don't you just stop wearing underwear. I just stood there not knowing if to laugh or blush.

First hand job

I was 18, we were in my car one night when she took out my cock and started rubbing it. I don't think she was ready for what happened. Eventually I came, a massive load that seemed to never end. Jizz flew everywhere. She had a look of disgust as she held up her hand, qhich was completely covered in warm sticky cum.

We caught our neighbours spying on us

My wife woke up very horney and started to cuddle me. In a few minutes we were doing 69. Our bed is in front of the window. When opened the neighbours on the other building can clearly see us.
We did some cowgirl, doggy and man on top, then a little bit of masturbating to come on her boobs.
We laid down to rest and saw that our neighbours, a... [more]

Just a chart

I would like to romp one of my hot sis in-laws but never got that chance any sooner, now that I got saved I pray for you also to get salvation

OO How To Suck Penis OO

1. Lift penis gently using your thumb and one finger. 2. Move your lips closer to head of penis. 3.

Humiliating my best friend's roommate

My best friend got a new roommate who's really shy and awkward. She hates going out and is always chilling in her room. Whenever my friends and I need a good laugh, we go to her bedroom and take pictures of her sleeping in her underwear. One time we pulled her panties down, spanked her and left the room laughing. Another time we gave her a wedge... [more]

Lusting For SILs Dimpled Firm Ass

Have lusted after my SILs bottom for 3 years. Until…….she came to stay with us a few days. Entered her bathroom immediately after she returned to her room. Ohhh my….what an odor! We could also hear her farting in her sleep.
Now when I stare at her dimpled derrière in her yoga tights those smells come back to me and my cock refuses to respond... [more]

Fiancé Won’t Be Outdone

My fiancé Danielle is very competitive even sexually.
My younger brother and his fiancé spent a few nights with us. One night we accidentally left the baby monitor on. When we heard some activity we just had to voyeur a little bit. Cooz we call her was sucking Ajax’s dick. She was taking it all the way down to his balls and then flicking his... [more]

MIL Is A Widow Of A Preacher

She is over 60yo and has been widowed for years. I left my laptop open where she would see it and recorded her peeking at it.
It was playing a video of me railing her daughter dogstyle. MIL was hilarious making trip after trip past my laptop at times pausing to take an extended look.
I’d love to capture her rubbing that old fat grey cunt... [more]

PassedOutDrunkPranks

I passed out drunk last weekend. My fraternity brother tea bagged me and another spread his butt cheeks on my nose. Hilarious! They sent me the vid. There were also two girls abusing me. One pissed on my face. The other (this is the good part) was pissing on my limp cock. Yep you know it. LOL Already spilled two loads watching the girl part of the... [more]

]] Funny Nasty Mean Revenge [[

I cheated on my wife for over a year. I thought she knew nothing. She plotted her revenge as she waited and hoped my affair would cool off and maybe end.
Eventually she very enticingly said let’s have some kinky sex this weekend. Of course I was all right with that idea. She handcuffed me hands and feet to the bed while I was still fully... [more]

Urologist Erections?

I have not had an erection in about two years. I went to the urologist for another concern. As he was handling my penis I started to get hard. In particular when he was inserting different items into my slit. What the hell? Anyone else have a similar experience?

Creampie in the ice-cream

My husband used to travel on business trips from time to time. We love each other a lot, we love to have sex a lot, and we love to do kinky stuff from time to time.
Once he was about to go on a business trip for a week and I told him that I was about to make a home ice-cream with his semen and eat it while he is on the business trip. He liked... [more]

Toilet Paper Folding Money

She’s an attractive woman but mean and intolerant. I pay my installments of my fine to her. She tries to humiliate me somehow every time I go into her office.
To get back at her I touch the $20s to my butt crack. Sometimes I wear them in my butt crack on the drive to see her.
When I’m payed up and no longer must see her should I send an... [more]

Pissing On His Fire Hydrant

Blind drunk I had my little pecker out pissing on a fire hydrant. Some girls were giggling and making dumb comments.
This cop and his partner asked why I was pissing on HIS hydrant. Drunkenly and laughingly I just answered “woof woof “.
It’s alright officer I identify as a dog. That’s when the lights went out. I awoke in jail not the dog... [more]

Taco Casa Burrito In Taco

OMG our shift manager is so hot. He does almost every girl at least once. I’m scared to though. I’ve never done the nasty. The girls were talking. He pinches his own nipples. LOL what is that about. He also touches their buttholes when he cums. Doesn’t stick his finger inside just kinda rubs or touches it. Sounds weird to me! I’d die of... [more]

Is Romance Dead And Buried?

Please answer. Do women enjoy romance and gentle, loving screwing in these days? Or do they just desire to be mistreated, rough fucked and sodomized?

Mom Rubbing Daddy’s Belly

On vacation as a little girl we were at the playground. I ran back to the cabin for something.
Daddy was sitting and mom was on the floor between his legs. Fully clothed they were slowly and lovingly caressing each other with their hands. The odd thing that I didn’t understand was her head bobbing.
Not knowing anything I could only think... [more]

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