Funny Confessions

First time for everything

Well, I messed up my first time. So I’d never been with a girl, I’ve never been muscular, I’ve just been an average awkward boy in school. At least awkward around girls. Most people lost their virginity at 13 and I hadn’t had my first kiss until I was 16. Which was yesterday and I messed it up. There was finally a girl who wanted me which was... [more]

Women drivers

Three weeks ago I was crossing the road walking my dog and a car pulled up, a lady asked for directions.
As I lent down to talk to her I could see her button shirt was wide open showing her breasts, then I noticed her skirt was pulled right up, she had no knickers on, I could see her pubic hair.
I also noticed a man sitting in the back so I was... [more]

Flirting with the neighbor

In the 4 years living where I am I can honestly say I’ve only spoken to my neighbor a handful of times.
That all changed towards the end of summer last year, she locked herself out and knock on my door asking for help.
I managed to get in and in doing so we were laughing and joking about lots of things.
She is a really funny lady, very quick... [more]

Not satisfied

I'm not sure where else to go for this but I just want to get it out of my system, me and my boyfriend are high school seniors my boyfriend wants to have sex with me wearing glasses with a skirt and really high heeled wedges, he calls my legs sexy and says high heels will make my ass appear bigger but I've never worn any heels higher then 3... [more]

Crying laughing

Just been showing my pal all the comments on the famous peg posts. Always makes me chuckle ??

Teenagers are a lot bigger these days!

My 17 yo son had his friend round, he’s a nice lad, known him since he was 14.
I’m in the kitchen starting dinner and his friend goes out the kitchen door.
I thought nothing of it, I went out to put some rubbish out and saw him standing over the drain having a wee while on his phone.
He’s now finished his wee and is still standing there with... [more]

This page!

This page not only turns me on, but I also crack up reading the funny comments! Specially the dare i say it-Peg posts! Man you lot are funny! ??

New Years BJ

New Years eve at corner of Randolf and State in downtown Chicago. Two other couple and my wife and I decide to celebrate the New Year in a crowd.
At midnight we all cheered and kissed the women around us. The crowd milled about for a few minutes.
I felt a hand on my crotch. I figured it was my wife. The hand started unzipping my pants. No one... [more]

I saw my crushes dick

When i was 13 i moved into a new town i was in 8th grade so i had all the goods.34d breasts a large ass like a Mini nicki minaj's ass.anyways i became popular even tho school was in the middle and cliques had already formed. my ASSets made me rlly popular.i was invited to lots of sleepovers and such.anyways the bathroom were getting remolded and i... [more]

I'm a girl and Im bullying a guy, and I'm proud

There's this one guy, a shy awkward skinny unpopular ugly waste of space. Everyone bullies him, me the most because he gave my friend a black eye. And I love humiliating him and beating him, in front of people because it's not only funny but it makes me wet. He's so weak and defenseless, and one time he pushed me and my guy friends knocked him... [more]

High school threesome

In high school my best friend, Amanda, and I were emo/High attention whores. We would do anything for attention. Make out in public. Have sex with each other in front of guys. We did all sorts of slutty things.
But the thing that stands out the most is we had a friend, an emo boy named Terry. His older brother, Josh, would always bully him... [more]

They got so much shit they don't know what they got

They have all this clothing piled over the house about 3 metres high on couches and chairs, beds and more, taking up around 3 rooms and she can't see she has a mental problem? "well fuck me" as gordon ramsay would say.

Tried to give myself a blowjob

I remember watching a porn video back in my highschool year's in the early 90s. It showed Ron Jeremy on the beach giving himself head before being found by Lovette. I thought that it was so cool that Ron could suck his own penis. My highschool mind immediately thought about giving myself oral sex. i tried to make the oral dream come true... [more]

Wtf it's making me type another letter why can't it be 3?

Hey I need help getting my cat to sleep can u help me FUCK YOU GUYS

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