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Tricked into role playing

Seeing a newspaper article about Denise Lewis stating that she was now 53 and it's the first time she ever wore Stockings and Suspenders, reminded me of time when both my husband and I were younger and way more daring than now, as we are both well into out 40's. We had been married about 2 years and my husband wanted to "show me off" more than... (more)

Awesome wife naked at party

My wife and I had a party with friends. After a few hours of drinking we started playing drink or dare. My wife knew she was at her limit of alcohol. A party guest dared my wife to take her top off. She didn’t want to take another drink so she took her top off. The alcohol she had already consumed was hitting her hard but she kept playing... (more)

All in a day's work

I work for a local city government and during the winter we drive a 1 ton, 4W drive mini dump with salt spreader and plow. We only do the residential streets because the big trucks can't make it down them without wiping out a car, mailbox or because they're simply too big and can't go between cars parked on both sides of the street.
We'd... (more)

The First Time I Kissed My Wife

I commented about this on another post a while back and it reminded me of the story of the first time I kissed my wife.
We met in college in the late '70s. I didn't really know her but I had seen her around. I was at a big party one night and everyone was pretty drunk. At one point I wandered into a bedroom and I saw some guy I didn't know... (more)

The Art of Pleasure: Exploring Sexuality and Erotic Practices

Sexuality is not just about physical pleasure; it is also a deep journey of self-discovery and understanding one’s desires and fantasies. In today’s world, more and more people are openly exploring their intimate preferences, including a variety of forms of pleasure and role-playing.
1. Foreplay and Sensory Attention
Foreplay is not just a... (more)

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I was very naive when I was younger

When I was in my twenties I had led a pretty sheltered life. I was under the impression that gals gave you pussy if they liked you. It never occurred to me that they enjoyed sex as much as I did. This all changed when the gal I had been dating for about 2 months opened my eyes. She was always shy and I never pictured her as wanting sex as much as... (more)

Little Known Facts About Mia Malkova's Ass:

Harvard University actually offers an undergraduate degree majoring in Mia Malkova's ass.
Mia Malkova's ass has its own gravitational field and can in fact bend space and time.
Israel wants to annex Mia Malkova's ass.
Mia Malkova's ass won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Mia Malkova's ass could pay off the National Debt.
There is a primitive Stone Age... (more)

Coitus Interruptus

I was plowing my next-door neighbor, one morning, who was a divorced mother of two young boys. It was winter, and we were practically buried under her huge, thick comforter. I’m on top and wailing away when I feel a tap on my shoulder and hear, “Mr. Dave, can I watch TV in the living room?” I freeze in mid thrust realizing we just got busted by... (more)

Walked in on

I took a buyout from my job. My wife was still working at I decided to take a trip by myself. It was October and I headed south. As my wife's sex drive cratered after menopause several years ago, I had discovered that I enjoyed having sex with other men. Not romantically, just for the thrill and sexual release. Receiving head was first, then... (more)

Got them good

So for a couple years now . A coupe contest have been going around mainly for woman. Vote fab 40 . Ms health and fitness and inked originals . I’ve been calling woman on the contest convincing mainly “milfs” or woman with fake tits or just look like whores that’s I work for the content and we need them to upload more pictures of them. It’s been so... (more)

Barely touched him

I was swimming at my friend's house. Her little brother was there too, and we noticed he had a hardon in his swim trunks. We laughed and asked to see it. He took down his trunks and his dick was big. I went over and put my hand on it and gave it a little squeeze, and I'm not shitting you it twitched and exploded like a volcano the moment I touched... (more)

Mom Pretends to Be...Me

My friend called to say, there's a New FB account with my name and pictures. Sends me the link, the pictures are of me. Most fairly recently taken, posted on the page over a few months. With many more being posted within the past few weeks. Alot are 'normal pics but some are me in my bikini, in our pool, down the shore, etc.. The Comments as you... (more)

DARE AT THE DOOR 🚪

It was a really common dare, we were expecting a delivery very soon and my husband for a bit of fun dared me to answer the door with as little amount of clothes on as possible, I was in the down stairs toilet when the door bell rang and my husband said from behind the toilet door that my parcel had arrived and then he went and hid , well he was... (more)

He split her wide open 💥💥 part two.

He had already seen my wife naked, and she had definitely got him very excited and when I said that I didn’t mind him having sex with her he was as randy as can be, I said that I would set my wife up so he could walk in and see her nude but I wouldn’t let on to my wife that this was a set up, well I made the arrangements with the holiday cottage... (more)

I didn’t know they were there

I am a 38 year old woman. I workout most days. This day we were expecting contractors to redo our kitchen.
I worked out and showered. I needed my clothes from the dryer so I quickly headed there from the bathroom completely naked.
My husband met the contractors at the door and invited the 4 of them in. They were standing in the kitchen... (more)

Has this ever happened to you

I had a GF that liked to suck cock and she swallowed, but when she was in a hurry she'd grease up her finger, never figured how she accomplished that, gently rub my butt hole, then suck hard when I'd moan she'd surprise me by shoving her finger up my butt hole and spinning it around. Made me cum immediately.

Management.

I heard the knock. I wasn't sure if it was my door or my neighbors. I hear another knock. So I get up, Im fully naked, I wasnt going to open my door, but I just wanted to know who it was if it actually was my door. So im just about to my door when I hear a key in my lock and my door opens and it's the girl from the leasing office and she steps in... (more)

Have you ever seen a Tranny at the nude beach

I was at a nude beach last weekend, I saw this gorgeous young woman from the back. Slim but curvy, what a sexy butt. Then she turned around and it took me awhile to notice as I was staring at her full breasts, but when I looked at the rest of her body, it might have been small but she had a penis but no sac. She had a very attractive face and... (more)

My Naked wife at the front door 😜

I’m just warning you young guys that might call in at our house even if you’re just delivering a parcel or a pizza because my wife loves to answer the front door completely naked, she gets really excited about showing her body of to young guys, it started off as a dare when she lost a bet and the dare was to answer the front door to the pizza 🍕... (more)

You want me to wash them for you

I manage a field with five horse liveries, I rarely see the owners.
It was mid afternoon, I was sitting down scrolling on my phone and in comes one of the horse owners.
Thank god you’re here she said, my gate key is in the other car, need to change my clothes quickly.
Everything ok I asked, not really, the guy I’ve just been with wife came home... (more)

Upskirt on a commando girl.

When I was younger, I loved wearing short skirts or airy summer dress, needless to say I always went commando. I enjoyed the feeling of freedom on my cooch plus I loved teasing men and boys. It was fun catching them trying to get a good look.
Now years later I did not know my husband had a fetish of looking at upskirt porn. I hear him laughing... (more)

Charming lady

Met a really good looking lady out dog walking, she’s single and was complaining about not having a man about to do jobs around the house.
Another dog walker stopped, basically this lady was man bashing, I said to the other bloke, this lady is looking for a man.
The lady quickly said, I’m not looking for any dick, I get plenty of dick, I want a... (more)

Luquillo, PR, 1995

It was like living in an alternative universe. I grew up in a standard US suburb, but while living in Puerto Rico in the mid-1990s, I realized there was a lot more to the world than that. Traffic laws were merely suggestions. When a service technician said they would “do it tomorrow”, that meant sometime within the next month or so. And while... (more)

Naked in my kitchen

Well it finally happened, I was caught naked in my kitchen by the window cleaner. He normally texts me when he is due to clean the windows of my home, I didn't get a text so was not expecting him to arrive. My husband had gone to work and I was at home and as usual, when not expecting company, I will do my housework nude, as I was not expecting... (more)

Without touching

I’ve challenged a friend to get my cock hard without touching it. The last three weeks have been funny but she hasn’t been able to yet. She knows I’ve had a few good semi hardons, she only has one move left really. I’ve told her the best way, I’m hoping it’s gonna happen. Face to face naked!

What would you have done

As I returned to my car I could see the car parked next to mine had the drivers door wide open.
A woman was smoking a cigarette, she had her legs out the car, one on the floor the other on the foot runner.
Her head was looking down, as I got closer I could see her skirt was pulled right up and she was doing something between her legs, I thought... (more)

Slow motion ejaculation

My girlfriend filmed my ejaculation up close and in slow motion, it looks brilliant, my cock jerks and twitches so much when shooting my load,
She wanted it hands free, as I was about to cum, had to release hands and let nature do its thing.
You can see the eye of my cock open up just before cum is shooting out.
Because it’s done in slow motion... (more)

We thought that the place was empty 👁

My husband and me had gone on holiday to a lovely very quiet little cottage and had owners had said that they would be away for the first part of the week so we had the place completely to our selfs.
We had both been sunbathing in the back garden which was very quiet because it was farm land all around us, my husband had got me stripped off and... (more)

GF teases delivery guy

My gf loves to play with delivery drivers. First was the pizza guy. He delivered pizza and my gf opens the door naked and invites him in while she gets money out of her purse. She usually has her purse close to the door and searches for money while standing in front of him naked. She said she loves doing this to pizza guys. Some look when she’s... (more)

She Saw My Dick

We live in the country. Our neighbors are several hundred yards away in any direction, and there are lots of trees around. So, I am in the habit of taking a leak outside in the tree line. One afternoon, probably after a few too many cold ones, I was watering a tree, when I hear my wife yell out, “BABE”! I spun around, dick in my hand and piss... (more)

The Titty Twister

“All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy. This is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy... (more)

Naked ding dong ditch

I was horny and i ding-dong-ditched my neighbours while I was naked

Cum bowl

Last night I cum into this container(bowl)
I went to bed and then I got horny in the night and got naked like a pussy cat on all fours and went wandering for the bowl
I drank and licked the bowl clean I went back to bed
After a while I couldn't sleep so I got up had a cigarette thinking of naughty things and put more cum in the bowl I was so... (more)

Secret Sloppy Seconds

I used to dump a big load in my girlfriend's pussy. Then she would go out and either get a stranger to lick out my cum or stick their dicks in that sloppy seconds of a mess I left. Sometimes they found out, but most of the time they just thought she was really horny and wet!

Showing her hairy bush - Final part. 😜

So carrying on the experience of our time out when my wife had her very short skirt on and she said that it was definitely shorter than she had thought.
As she had lifted her leg over the seat to sit down we all got a fantastic flash of her very black and very hairy pussy that she had trimmed short just by her clit.
Just the sight had got me... (more)

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