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I left a Polaroid pic in her nightstand.

This is the days before d.i.c.k. pics. I was at at party in the 90s with my wife. The couple had a large house and it was filled, wall to wall, with people. The man was a successful car dealership owner/partner and the wife was a hottie, blond, big tits, and really flirty. She had made a drunken comment about her husband not pleasing her in... [more]

Wife's Friend

When my wife and I were first married we went through a bad spell of arguing all the time. Money was tight and the honeymoon was over.
One day she went to work and was complaining to her co worker how unhappy she was in her marriage and how miserable I was as her husband. According to her I was always complaining about how terrible she was in... [more]

December 07 1942

The other day I asked my wife if she knew what day it was. She said no. I told her it was December 07. Pearl Harbor Day. She said ok yeah. I then told her I wanted to play Pearl Harbor when I got home. She asked what's that. I told that is where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me. She laughed and said ok when you get home. When I came home... [more]

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Hot Tub Oops

A while back I was about to get in my hot tub when one of the neighbors came over to borrow the mower. While he went to get it from the shed, I slipped into the tub. When he came back, he stopped to talk and I noticed he kept on staring at me a little more than usual. I mean it is nothing new about him seeing me in my bikinis, so I was not too... [more]

Todays poem

Rat Shit Bat Shit Suck your momma's tit Cock Suck Mutha Fuck Eat a Bag of Shit.

Shut the F### UP!

Out at a bar this weekend, a group of girls was at a table hanging out, and then they ended up moving to the bar. One was a loud troll who couldn't hold her liquor and was getting hammered and even more loud. It's amazing how one shrill voice can cut through loud music, but it did. She pronounced several vowels the same way, with that fucking... [more]

Daughter or stepdaughter

Which pussy is best daughter ir step daughter?? Ones 25 others 39. Need advice

Gail

Actually after thinking about it I laugh.
Larry and I have been in a wife sharing lifestyle for a long time and I only agreed to it after he told me he just wanted to watch without doing anything except taking pictures and helping out once in awhile and it has worked for years now and we have a very active sex life with me being shared once in... [more]

Masturbating in school

I know the title doesnt sound like much but it is
So i was kicked out of class because i was interrupting the teacher so he put me in a storage room which maybe was 10 x 5m big. After a while of doing my work i decided with my stupid 12 year old brain that i could jerk off right now so I unzipped the noodle in a room with huge ass windows two... [more]

Yoga. Pants

Just had to share this.
My best friend and myself were laying around her apartment one day about a week ago. Being bored, for some reason we started masterbating. At first just ourselves then each other. My friend is a 100% lesbian, I'm not, in fact this was the first time another girl as ever touched my body, let alone my pussy or tits. She... [more]

Just a bit of fun

The night before my hen night we started to think up some fun ideas to do on the night, one of my friends came up with the idea that we all liked and whoever wins can tell us all to do something and we have to do it.
The game was to text a male and ask dick size, whoever’s is the biggest wins.
The game didn’t go great, when we all sent our texts... [more]

Wife didn’t have a clue

When my wife came back from her friend house I asked how she was, she said she was fine, said to say hello to you and asked if you could fix something for her, what I asked, I don’t know she said, a wire has come off think it might be her hair straighteners, I said no worries did you bring them. yes in the bag by the door, ok I said will have a... [more]

She must have been playing with herself

Saturday morning my girlfriend had planned to go see her friend from work horse.
Her friend came in and I met her for the first time.
Before they left her friend said can I use your toilet before we leave, upstairs on the right.
After about 10 minutes my girlfriend said, she’s been a long time, yes it does seem so, another 5 minutes and my... [more]

Oops!

Funny thing happened a couple of weeks ago, I share a house with two other people, 3 girls
One of my house friends said she would get me a few things from work.
It was only me and her in the house and she was in her room, I knocked on the door but no reply, I thought maybe she was sleeping.
I texted her while I was outside her door, as I walked... [more]

Happiness

😀! Regards; Babied.

My Smile

Your Web Site Is Wonderful To Behold! 😀!

Tights

Hi Iim a17 year old girl who came home early from work last week and caught my dad in my mum's panties black tights and heels was the funniest thing I've ever seen he ran and has begged me not to say anything I'm not sure what to do it say any suggestions please

Bikini

My husband was obsessed with going to a nude beach. Don't ask me why, he just was. He would ask me every summer if I was ready to go, and every summer I would say no. Until this summer. Call it dumb luck, blind fate, or a moment of weakness but when he asked last month I said yes. I didn't want to go full nude at first so I got a sexy see through... [more]

Huge dick!

I live out in the country and I walking by a farmers field. He had a sign out that read make my horse cry and win $100 bucks. So I asked if that was for real. The farmer told me it was straight up. Anyone who could make his horse laugh gets $100 bucks. I walked over to the horse and whispered in his ear. He began to raise his neck and head up and... [more]

Pissing

I'm a straight male and I see men on porn fucking their ass with a dildo and the cum without jerking off. I tried it and it felt good like I was gonna cum and I pissed. Any suggestions

School

I am in fourth grade and there is this girl she was very pretty and she was wear skinny jeans and so we were in line going to lunch this kid decides to grab her jeans and pull them down and she was camando. the kid wouldn't allow her to pull her jeans up. all the kids ran out laughing i i didn't. i grabbed the kid and picked him up off his feet... [more]

School

I am in fourth grade and there is this girl she was very pretty and she was wear skinny jeans and so we were in line going to lunch this kid decides to grab her jeans and pull them down and she was camando. the kid wouldn't allow her to pull her jeans up. all the kids ran out laughing i i didn't. i grabbed the kid and picked him up off his feet... [more]

How's this for funny

I swear this really happened.
When I was 15 my dad, step mom and I moved to a new house. Everything was going great till I got sick at school and had to leave.
When I got home I went up to my room and took a nap. About an hour later I woke up not only feeling better but horny to. I got online and found my favorite site , found... [more]

Sorry, but I thought I was bein' funny

I have looked at my posts and it seems a few of you know a word or two. I didn't think anyone would know about the meaning of a word. sorry but I didn't want to keep it in plain English. Accept this apology and let's all have a nice word shall we?

ا wаى rعаdاng а соmмعnт

ا wаى lоهkاng aт а рهst аnd ا fеاт ا шаى طeاnء وоmрاeмعnтعd ьy тhع щоrdى اn а соmмعnт тhат ىaуو ىrаffاtا. ا fеعl нهnоrеd бy هnاy rеadاng ىчсh а nاсء عоmмعnt and ا шочاd اiкع но اmрrеىs ىoмعоnе, ا rеаااy щهчاd. ا мчىt а тhаnк уهч

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