Funny Confessions

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I swear this really happened.
When I was 15 my dad, step mom and I moved to a new house. Everything was going great till I got sick at school and had to leave.
When I got home I went up to my room and took a nap. About an hour later I woke up not only feeling better but horny to. I got online and found my favorite site , found... [more]

Sorry, but I thought I was bein' funny

I have looked at my posts and it seems a few of you know a word or two. I didn't think anyone would know about the meaning of a word. sorry but I didn't want to keep it in plain English. Accept this apology and let's all have a nice word shall we?

ا wаى rعаdاng а соmмعnт

ا wаى lоهkاng aт а рهst аnd ا fеاт ا шаى طeاnء وоmрاeмعnтعd ьy тhع щоrdى اn а соmмعnт тhат ىaуو ىrаffاtا. ا fеعl нهnоrеd бy هnاy rеadاng ىчсh а nاсء عоmмعnt and ا шочاd اiкع но اmрrеىs ىoмعоnе, ا rеаااy щهчاd. ا мчىt а тhаnк уهч

Тه аւլ էнه عnعs եне раىкاаاnعn'ى...

Bạn biết vì những bình luan mà tôi nghĩ rằng tất cả các đều thích bài đang này...???

I was jillin' off one night

It was late at night and I was sittin'
up. It was 10 o'clock and the little
girl down the hall came in my room
and she caught me with my hard
dick in my hand and she looked at
me like she didn't know what I was
doin'. She looked at my dick like
she couldn't figure out what I was
doin' or why it was hard. She
asked me "what are... [more]

That about just about does it don't it

Sorry about lately, It's so stupid. I don't know about it all, really. I don't.

A Use Of Words.

I read a post and comments and I see now that maybe I should've used a little Punctuation, like Periods and Commas You know because after reading the post and the comments I see that maybe I wasn't right to look at comments and maybe I should've separated my words a little more, because in a post it said I sound stupid and I have a limited... [more]

¿ who are all of you and why do you comment

Its came to my attention that maybe certain people don't like my post. I don't mind if they don't, it's okay. To the following people I would like to apologize for my post. It seems that there was a miscommunication on the part of the person who posted. The words "I love you" and the name are not intended to be misinterpreted as being about a... [more]

Саn I post this ?

Okay so does anybody say "THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO" anymore ?

Does anybody have her phone number ?

I met a young woman a while back and when I asked her for her phone number she wrote it down, but when I called there was no answer, as it turns out I found out she gave me another number instead, and I read a comment and here's this if anyone knows Amy Heinz' phone number (she lives in Tn.murfreesboro (I don't know the area code) (her real name... [more]

Sirens again tonight

The time is 5:27 p.m. December 3, Monday night and again I heard sirens. Those police must really be trying to make me nervous again. I was sitting here not doing anything when I heard those sirens again.

Sirens

Okay so now, it's December 2nd and the time is 7:28 P.M. Sunday night. I heard sirens in the distance, Police sirens and I know why. It's because of my late night walks in the neighborhood where I live. They know where I live, I think every one of the officers do. I thought they ride around in a part of a neighborhood with the sirens turned on... [more]

Do any women do Jessica Rabbit Cosplay ?

Hi, my name's Joseph and I was wondering are there any women that could impersonate Jessica Rabbit ? You know she's tall white has red hair and wears a red dress get back sometime with comments please Because if there are any women that can impersonate Jessica Rabbit I have some fun ideas

Don't you think something isn't right sometimes ?

When you know it isn't right and at the same time it isn't wrong and you know you're waiting for her to come to you at night and when she comes to you, you turn down the red light and slow music plays and you lay with her for the night until the light of the next day and everything's alright, and you know that the night before was okay. it was so... [more]

Algorithm ?

I'm not commenting and anybody isn't commenting ?

I was sittin' here lookin' at comments

NOBODY COMMENT, alright goddammit ¡¡¡, QUIT ¡¡ the goddamn comments ¡¡¡, I want them to STOP ¡¡¡ I will COMMENT on my own posts, OKAY, NOW,ALL OF YOU QUIT ¡¡¡

Text message ringtone

I was on the phone one day talkin' to somebody when I heard the text message ringtone. It was moaning sounds and the person got quiet and I apologized. I know she heard the ringtone.

My 16th birthday was the best one I ever had in my life

My mom put together a pretty great party for my 16th birthday, everyone I knew was there from family and friends. One of her close friends was there the whole day helping out with food and things she stayed until the end helping us clean up. I was standing in the kitchen at one point later in the day after quite a few people had left and everyone... [more]

Did you ever want?

Did you ever see anyone so cool and wanted that somebody even though you've been told you'll never have that somebody and you're a fool to think you can be with only for a while and you sit alone and know you'll never be with that somebody and you cry because she's all you ever wanted and you know you can't have her, ¿ has anyone ever felt so sad... [more]

You won't believe this

Okay so I was walking along one day when I met my friend and she asked me if I would go with her to meet her friend and I said "yes, I would like to meet your friend" and she asked me if I'd ever watched anything that wasn't society's normal regular things that people do when they're alone. So I asked her "what do you mean not normal or regular ?"... [more]

I like to piss off of the porch

Sometimes when I have to piss and there's someone in the bathroom I like to step outside and take a long piss, I piss like a horse

Could we get funny posts?

I was reading the one about how the Fedex guy saw the guys Dick why can't we get funny posts like that

A spanking from mom for spitting on ythe floor

When I was 6 or 7 years old, my mom and her best friend were chatting in our house. Mom's friend had her daughter who was about my age with her. I was trying to impress the daughter, so I spit on the living room floor. Mom saw me do this, so she took me by the hand and led me down the hall to my room. Mom closed the door and put me over her... [more]

First time for everything

Well, I messed up my first time. So I’d never been with a girl, I’ve never been muscular, I’ve just been an average awkward boy in school. At least awkward around girls. Most people lost their virginity at 13 and I hadn’t had my first kiss until I was 16. Which was yesterday and I messed it up. There was finally a girl who wanted me which was... [more]

Women drivers

Three weeks ago I was crossing the road walking my dog and a car pulled up, a lady asked for directions.
As I lent down to talk to her I could see her button shirt was wide open showing her breasts, then I noticed her skirt was pulled right up, she had no knickers on, I could see her pubic hair.
I also noticed a man sitting in the back so I was... [more]

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