I just want to say hello and kiss my fucking asshole to all you dumb mother fucking jerk, creeps, retards, fuck wads, dipshits, who keep telling people here to kill themselves and dumb shit like that. Yeah you asshole fuck heads don't need any introductions you know who you are. Well suck my hairy smells nasty piss and fish smelling cunt. That's... [more]
Almost every weekend for the last 10 months my girlfriend's sister drops her daughter off at my house Friday afternoon until Sunday afternoon. My girlfriends sister is a chauffeur for a rich downtown lawyer who she drives to Myrtle Beach almost every weekend to golf. Her daughter is Hanna who is about 5' 3", not quite 13, has boobs and is just a... [more]
I’m here to tell you, never turn down a woman when she says she wants to have sex with you, I have several experiences were I turned them down and now I regret everyone of them. It’s better to try and not enjoy it then to live with the thought of what would have been!
So, if you have someone close to you that wants to be with you, I say go for... [more]
What I really love and find very entertaining is all the dumb ass dick heads we find on this site. You know the ones. They post and leave their stupid comments on OP' stories. They are entertaining though they usually are not well thought out or even coherent sometimes. On several occasions I have come close to wetting myself laughing so hard. I... [more]
It's funny how people bitch all the time about not having enough money to buy groceries for 1 week, but let a pandemic hit and these same motherfuckers all of a sudden have enough money to buy 2 months worth of groceries at once.
All you dumb ass white fuckers can kiss my big nigga ass. That's fucking right. You people are worthless fucking liars and cheats. I hope you alls burns the fucks in hell. You deserve it for all the centuries of murdering and tourturing us peoples of color. You steal ours music and culture from us. Yous be the whites devils and are a plague on the... [more]
So I'm in Miami with friends for spring break and the asshole governor has restricted access to beaches and has closed down clubs and bars due to the virus. Fuck him, we've planned this trip for months.
Like the old saying about "when life gives you lemons," the governor cannot put the brakes on us having fun. We're partying and riding dick at... [more]
I'm so mad at my husband right now. We usually talk about things before making any big purchases. I was totally blind sided by what he did. I got home from work and like usual I hit the remote for the garage door. I stop at the mailbox and get the days mail. Then I started up the driveway. That's when I noticed four round taillights looking back... [more]
I am so fucking tired of hearing bullshit from all you dumb ass BOOMERS! Tired of hearing this is what I did growing up. All the dumb shit that doesn't matter one fucking bit. Who gives a fuck what you did back in the day. I certainly don't. Tired of hearing only music and movies from your time are better than what we have. You fucking BOOMERS... [more]
What is about women's knickers and bra's on washing lines makes men want to steal them? In my own experience I have lost many items of underwear off my washing line. It's not like our washing line is in our front garden, it's out back, but still I lose knickers bras, stockings from my washing line?
I have never heard of women stealing men's... [more]
Since I’ve been old enough to dig girls I always thought I’d remain single, this was because I was a good listener when I was younger and I’d hear my folks talking about their friends and relatives fooling around and cheating on their spouses.. who needs it, right?
At 13 or so I started hanging around with all the girls in the neighborhood and... [more]
Seriously, this site needs a buyer that can add some sales banners of adult products so they earn enough to keep it flowing!
I came back again after writing 3 more posts on Friday and there nowhere to be seen, then I start browsing some other posts and when I reached the end it tells me it’s 8.3 years old!
I guess this is like rummaging... [more]
Ok so I am an attractive older woman. Lets just say under 50 and leave it at that. I'm recently divorced and living on my own for the first time in 24 years. I got married when I was 21 and we never had any children. Both my husband and I were more interested in our careers and didn't want to stop from achieving our goals. We just realized that we... [more]
I think maybe we’re being punished for all the complaints about being slow in posting our posts?
It’s now 6 days since I wrote a post that’s not up yet.. I’m not complaining, you have to do what you have to do..
I’m sure there’s a good reason for the long delay this time, I just hope all is well and everything’s is ok..
Best of luck to the... [more]
I hate customs officers. They are so fucking nosy. I wasn't in a good mood at the airport anyway, but I was flying to Columbia and I'd had enough.
Customs officer (CO): "Why are you coming to Columbia?"
Me: "None of your business, motherfucker."
CO: "I need to know, Sir."
Me (rolls eyes): "To buy a few kilos of cocaine to bring back... [more]
I grew up in the church. My mother was very devout woman. She was a good woman. My father died when I was eight years old. He was killed in a work related accident. So mom leaned even more on the church for support. It was there that the Father prayed with us and consoled us. I was lost and alone and scared. The Father spent time with me and got... [more]
I've been waiting so long for my submission to post, I think my butt has fallen asleep. Fart! That was just my butt snoring.
I think it would have been better to have been born in today’s time rather than say 30 years ago... people have become more open about their sexuality and thanks to the internet more experienced with at least seeing all things sexual. The closest sex we got to see in our early teens were an occasional magazine from our parents...we never even got... [more]
A few of my male friends and I would frequent a local massage parlor were we’d take a sauna, shower and then go to separate rooms to be massaged by oriental women. They’d do a pretty good job rubbing us from head to toe and then the’d roll us over for a happy ending! Of course they would offer more if we wanted to add more cash to the original... [more]
Why any you fucking people think white people should pay reparation to black people who were NEVER slaves. What the fuck is wrong with you people? YOU WERE NEVER SLAVES!!!! Dumb motherfuckers!!!
Where are all the real men... I’m in my 30s and I’ve been single just under two years, my boyfriend cheated on me so out he went.
It took me 6 months before I started dating again and from the first to the last guy I had sex with its all been rubbish.
Just want a man that can give me a good fucking, I’m not asking much, put your dick in my pussy... [more]
Why the fuck did God give me a five inch long dick, no bigger around than my thumb? I'm getting tired of watching porn where all the dudes have huge, pussy stretching cocks that make women scream and moan with pleasure, while I'm fucking my balls off while my woman is playing video games on her playstation, or chatting with her mother on facebook... [more]
Michelle Obama claims white people moved out of her neighborhood which drove the neighborhood to shit.
Wait a second, if her neighborhood went to shit because the whites moved out allowing niggers to move in, then there is a problem with blacks acting like fucking animals and that's not white people's fault. Michelle needs to wake up and... [more]
Hey motherfucker. If you can't do your fucking job and update this fucking website within reason, maybe you should get a different fucking job ya asshole.
I mean for real how fucking hard is it to keep a shitty fucking website updated where you do absolutely fucking NOTHING except post what other people have written. I mean it's not that... [more]
My coworker Traci and I go out for drinks regularly at a local upscale bar near work. It's usually frequented by business types with money. I'm 31 f, she's 29 f, and we're both single. We look good and usually it doesn't take long for guys to come up to talk to us. Sometimes we just chat, sometimes we flirt, sometimes if things look promising we... [more]