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The truth
People that come on here and abuse people story are the same people who love their idea like everybody know it's fake let people have fantasy and desire and if its messed up and u go do it and get caught your fucked but RT it's just post.
Women are Nothing but Attention Whores
I am so fucking angry at fucking women who play games with men online pretending to be interested in you and then blocking you. I don't fucking play those games if anything you're the one who started talking to me and showed interest in me you dumb fucking bitch.
Women you know why you stay single it's because your fucking stupid and anytime... (more)
Fuck this Site
Remember the website JustRage? That shithole is dead but apparently some of these Websites like this one where people post confessions that allow anonymous comments on every post gets the same amount of stupid childish morons who think they are tough behind their keyboard by hurling insults and leaving very retarded comments on every post there... (more)
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After dad died when I was 13. My mom started home schooling me so I can help her out as she was over 350lbs and could barely walk without...
When I married her mom I would never have guessed in a thousand years I would have these feelings for her. She developed early and it was...
I'm a 28 year old who had a mad crush on his 8th grade teacher. Every day in my 3rd period I would just fantasize of her and Id be hard all...
My wife took a lover. A guy she had a crush on in high school and had reconnected with at their 20th reunion. We assumed it was safe...
I started rubbing my kitty almost every night when I was still in middle school. I started using my mom's toys when alone to get myself...
Foot Sniffer Commenter
Hey Foot Sniffer commenter you're a retard and have no life and have an obsession with the foot sniffer poster.
Rant on the Foot Commenter
Hey Dickhead yeah i'm talking to you, i'm getting tired of you talking shit about feet on this site. Was your dick kicked so much that you have a disdain for feet? Well fuck you, you homophobic bigot, why are you even on this site and you sure like to come back to respond to every comment because you clearly have no life and like to ruin every... (more)
This site makes me want to kill myself
This site is all incest, gay and pedo promotion propaganda and not real confessions.
Too many childish comments
Seriously people your comments on certain posts are childish and shows there are way too many underage children pretending to be grown adults on this site who were either dropped on their head or naturally inbred case in point the Retarded Foot Sniffer commenter who clearly has no life at all along with the Commenters about child molesters in the... (more)
The Fat Family
I live across the street from the fattest family ever. These people eat so much they cant even afford cable. Two big fat adults, and two sinfully ugly fat girls. And on top of that, they're stupid lowlifes as well. They have the only basketball hoop at the foot of their driveway in the whole neighborhood. They put it up about 5 years ago to... (more)
Fat Neighbor Jelly Belly Smelly Kelly
I'm angry at fat people who come to my home and ruin my furniture. One fat-assed whore sat on my wooden glider rocker and now it has a permanent squeak! Thanks alot jelly belly smelly Kelly. I can understand why the airlines charge your big bertha asses for two seats, you ruin the cushions forever. Someone needs to start a BIG ASS FURNITURE... (more)
I Want to beat the shit out of everybody
Too many goddamn stupid people on this site leaving stupid comments that they wouldn't say to someone's face and they all need their fucking asses kicked.
Foot Sniffers
This weird Ass Girl named Catherine in my Class really grossed me and everyone else out in class one time after this boy named Jacob who wears sandals over his socks every day to school and his socks are always dirty and his feet really stink. However that didn't stop Jacob from taking off his sandals in class and stinking up the damn room. I... (more)
A Man Tried on My Dress at Walmart
I went to go try on clothes in the fitting room and left my dress as I went to try on clothes and then after I went to try on another outfit some man walked out of my Dressing Room and was WEARING MY DRESS. I was completely horrified as I called for assistance from a Walmart employee and showed the man modeling in the store with my dress on and... (more)
I Hate My Ungrateful Subscribers on YouTube
You know it really is a lot harder being a Youtuber than it looks when you find yourself making more videos to get more subscribers and yet some people really act like ungrateful selfish brats anytime you make something to please them and they unsub from you because they hate it. Well you know what fuck you, you can go to Hell, I don't want your... (more)
Horny been pissed
I can't understand men as general, wanted a girl to have a long hair, big boobs and bug bump. I thought while you banging, you shouldn't care about all those features. I'm dead wrong. Fuck you all with your imaginary girl, which I believe in Japan they already created that's it called a robot life partner. So, go fuck those robots. Go crazy on... (more)
Drunk Barefoot Hillbilly
Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of... (more)
WTF Man
All you Fuckers are Fucked in the head you should seek help
I sit on my slave stomach
Last night I got a massage for need a stomach sitting season. He is none other one he is doing my boot polish. I call him to my banglow to night and get 3000 rupees from him and sit his stomach for 1 hours I crashed his stomach with my full weight and order him to lick my boot sole I feel very good when that poor person lick my boot and I just sit... (more)
I sit on my slave stomach
Last night I got a massage for need a stomach sitting season. He is none other one he is doing my boot polish. I call him to my banglow to night and get 3000 rupees from him and sit his stomach for 1 hours I crashed his stomach with my full weight and order him to lick my boot sole I feel very good when that poor person lick my boot and I just sit... (more)
Doesn't sound that complicated, but apparently it is.
Our country's currently being ripped apart by full-on race riots, half of America thinks the other half should be nuked from orbit, and stunningly, there's still people shitting on Colin Kaepernick for protesting peacefully. You'd think the solution is peaceful protests, but somebody tried that years ago and my family still won't shut the fuck up... (more)
Where the fuck did COVID go
Remember back in February when everyone started freaking out about COVID?
Remember going into a lockdown because that was the safe and responsible thing to do, eventhough it would mean destroying our own economy?
Remember when the Democratic governors where arresting people who defied their orders, like the governors are Kings of the land?
I... (more)
Im tired !
I so wish my wife would find another man , im so done ! she doeas not like anything , or anyone , full married to her career and i mean fully , been with her 14 years , no sex for the last seven years , she use to date black men before we met , now i wish one would come back into her life and show her the world ! i truly mean it .
What the hell (at the pool)
Las Vegas is back open, and my boyfriend and I went on vacation for a few days at one of the hotels. They had a big pool and let's just say that no one was social distancing. It was crowded.
We were in bikini/swimwear and taking in some sun while drinking margaritas. My boyfriend was a little drunk, so was I, and we were in the mood for a... (more)
Women objectify themselves
It ain’t men doing it to them. They dress with their boobs showing, their ass hanging out, or at least in tight clothes to extenuate their bodies, then complain because people don’t take them seriously. They’re only seen as sexual objects. Well...yes. They say they should be able to dress anyway they wish. That’s true, but actions have... (more)
Minnesota
Fuck them niggers rioting.
I'm Going to Fucking Beat My Husbands Ass!
I can't believe this. My husband comes home and we have a pleasant evening until bedtime. It's been getting warmer outside so we turned on the AC in our home. At first I was really hot and I threw back the covers. My ass was facing him and he says hey babe would you not do that. I was like what honey. He said throw the covers back the way you did... (more)
Black I think
I grew up in what some people would call a racist home. My parents never had anything against blacks, and never talked bad about them, nor used racially slurs. Actually, my dad had several friends who were black. I was just never allowed to date a black woman. At the time they said it wasn't socially acceptable and our children would be shunned by... (more)
Rape Rant
The media often runs stories claiming that men who view porn or go to strip clubs etc are engaging in activity that desensitizes them to rape and sexual abuse. I say crap. When I see a raving sex-pot walking down the street in a tiny skirt with a bitchin' butt, hot tits and legs forever the last thing I'd ever want to do is hurt her or do anything... (more)
Covid is a scam
We’ve been lied to. As the number (real number) continue to be exposed, you will all see this virus is less communicable and less deadly than the seasonal flu. Overall deaths (deaths for all causes) are actually less this year than the previous two. Seasonal flu deaths completely stopped as soon as covid came into play. Ask yourselves why. This is... (more)
Female-on-male rape needs to be in the spotlight more.
I detest the way rape is depicted in our society when it's a female perpetrator and a male victim. Cannot stand it. If a male character has accidentally restrained himself, or has gotten too drunk to see, and a female character takes advantage of him, it's played for laughs. Flip the genders, and you have a special victims unit episode, but it's... (more)
Here's To All The Dirty Low Down Nay Sayers.
I just want to say hello and kiss my fucking asshole to all you dumb mother fucking jerk, creeps, retards, fuck wads, dipshits, who keep telling people here to kill themselves and dumb shit like that. Yeah you asshole fuck heads don't need any introductions you know who you are. Well suck my hairy smells nasty piss and fish smelling cunt. That's... (more)
What a body
Almost every weekend for the last 10 months my girlfriend's sister drops her daughter off at my house Friday afternoon until Sunday afternoon. My girlfriends sister is a chauffeur for a rich downtown lawyer who she drives to Myrtle Beach almost every weekend to golf. Her daughter is Hanna who is about 5' 3", not quite 13, has boobs and is just a... (more)
Never turned a women down
I’m here to tell you, never turn down a woman when she says she wants to have sex with you, I have several experiences were I turned them down and now I regret everyone of them. It’s better to try and not enjoy it then to live with the thought of what would have been!
So, if you have someone close to you that wants to be with you, I say go for... (more)
Dumd Ass Dick Heads
What I really love and find very entertaining is all the dumb ass dick heads we find on this site. You know the ones. They post and leave their stupid comments on OP' stories. They are entertaining though they usually are not well thought out or even coherent sometimes. On several occasions I have come close to wetting myself laughing so hard. I... (more)
Pandemic
It's funny how people bitch all the time about not having enough money to buy groceries for 1 week, but let a pandemic hit and these same motherfuckers all of a sudden have enough money to buy 2 months worth of groceries at once.
Stupid White Peoples
All you dumb ass white fuckers can kiss my big nigga ass. That's fucking right. You people are worthless fucking liars and cheats. I hope you alls burns the fucks in hell. You deserve it for all the centuries of murdering and tourturing us peoples of color. You steal ours music and culture from us. Yous be the whites devils and are a plague on the... (more)