Rant Confessions

Amy Heinz I hate you

Why ? Check the motherfuckin comments you bitch motherfucker you know goddamn right what it means bitch whore you're a goddamn motherfuckin slut I don't like no goddamn more I didn't like you anyway bitch so do yaself a favor bitch and kill yaself

Sorry I'm not as smart as you BITCH!!!

HERE'S WHAT REALLY MAKES ME ANGRY RIGHT NOW READING A POST BY EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE BITCH...YOU GUESSED IT...AMY HEINZ... SO...what...

I hate Boomers!

I am so fucking tired of hearing bullshit from all you dumb ass BOOMERS! Tired of hearing this is what I did growing up. All the dumb shit that doesn't matter one fucking bit. Who gives a fuck what you did back in the day. I certainly don't. Tired of hearing only music and movies from your time are better than what we have. You fucking BOOMERS... [more]

I am me..... The REAL Amy Heinz

To you, yes you! You know who you are you dumb ass uneducated mother-fucking mother-fucker that can only write stupid mother-fucking goddamn things in your limited mother-fucking vocabulary. I know you and you know you, but you don't know what I know about the things you mother-fucking know about, ya know what I mean right? The mother-fucking... [more]

Husband's habit

I'm in my late 40s and going through menopause. I enjoyed sex a lot back in the day, but I have a pretty low drive at this point. I know people can say, "Go to the doctor and get hormone therapy" and the like, but really I'm fine with having a low sex drive. It's no big deal to me. It's normal. I'm healthy.
I've been married to my husband for... [more]

Stupid White Peoples

All you dumb ass white fuckers can kiss my big nigga ass. That's fucking right. You people are worthless fucking liars and cheats. I hope you alls burns the fucks in hell. You deserve it for all the centuries of murdering and tourturing us peoples of color. You steal ours music and culture from us. Yous be the whites devils and are a plague on the... [more]

Minnesota

Fuck them niggers rioting.

Threesome gone bad

My husband Matt had been dropping hints for a couple of years that he wanted to try a threesome. (We're both 26.) I was initially against it, but gradually warmed up to the idea. We decided to take the plunge last weekend. For our third wheel, I asked one of my female acquaintances from work. I'll call her Jane. She's 20, single, and is a fun... [more]

My daughter lost her virginity

My wife just informed me that our 14 year old daughter is no longer a virgin. This kid who has been coming to the house as her "friend" ended up being her boyfriend and he fucked her!
I asked my wife if she already knew about this, she told me that our daughter had told her they were boyfriend/girlfriend but they didnt want to tell me because... [more]

Fuck him, we're having fun anyway

So I'm in Miami with friends for spring break and the asshole governor has restricted access to beaches and has closed down clubs and bars due to the virus. Fuck him, we've planned this trip for months.
Like the old saying about "when life gives you lemons," the governor cannot put the brakes on us having fun. We're partying and riding dick at... [more]

Fuck God

Why the fuck did God give me a five inch long dick, no bigger around than my thumb? I'm getting tired of watching porn where all the dudes have huge, pussy stretching cocks that make women scream and moan with pleasure, while I'm fucking my balls off while my woman is playing video games on her playstation, or chatting with her mother on facebook... [more]

What kind of stupid ignorant idiots and fools post this garbage

Ya know first thing a lot of this stuff I read i don't like it one bit!

Fake or not, how about diversity

I've come to realise that most stories on this website are fake. I'm actually fine with that, but can we please stop telling the same damn stories with the same fucking kinks? I can't believe how many cuckold stories there are here. Be creative!

Young curious

Our family had relatives visiting so my brother and I ended up sleeping together. I was perhaps 10 and he was 12. I don't know exactly how it happened but at one point I ended up with his penis in my hand.
I then began to move my hand and jack him off. He unloaded onto the sheets and I remember thinking about mom washing those sheets... [more]

Can't believe it

So, Ive been dateing this really hot chick for the past 6 months, and she's a really devout Christian who doen't believe in premarital sex. I was seeing another chick on the side because I seriously can't go 6 months without sex.
So, anyway, we got married two weeks ago, because she's really fucking hot, and we get along really well even... [more]

Threeway bad vibe

I'm 30f, and I was friends with Brenda (39f) for five years. We had lunch nearly daily, were tight, and still work in the same department for our company.
Brenda is married, and last month she asked me to be the third wheel in a threesome with her husband. She wanted to do it for him as a 40th birthday gift. She was reluctant to ask anyone... [more]

What the bloody hell?

What the hell is up with all this transgendered bullshit nowadays? We got eight year old boys refusing to use the boys restroom because he feels like he is a girl. There is not a prepubescent child in the world that has the mental maturity to "decide" what sex he or she wants to be. Sex is not something we can choose, you either have a penis or a... [more]

Fuck Reparation

Why any you fucking people think white people should pay reparation to black people who were NEVER slaves. What the fuck is wrong with you people? YOU WERE NEVER SLAVES!!!! Dumb motherfuckers!!!

Wtf is it with some guys???

Why do some guys insist on pulling out and cumming all over the place???
I was at a club last weekend and met a really nice, attractive guy.
I was really nicely dressed and quite drunk. We ended up in a bathroom stall together with me giving him a blowjob. He was really into it, telling me how good it felt. When he was about to cum he... [more]

Wife received a letter from the city police!

A few of my male friends and I would frequent a local massage parlor were we’d take a sauna, shower and then go to separate rooms to be massaged by oriental women. They’d do a pretty good job rubbing us from head to toe and then the’d roll us over for a happy ending! Of course they would offer more if we wanted to add more cash to the original... [more]

Really long sex

I'm 22 years old my bf is 25. We have an amazing sex life it's everything i want expect for one thing. He very rarely cums ever. We have fucked for almost 2 hours determined to get him off no luck. He says the sex still feels good but i feel bad i get off so many times and he never does. I imagine alot of you thinking at least he is not a one... [more]

I tried to commit suicide over bullying on Naughtyposts.com

I was bullied so much I was put in hospital for an overdose of pills and cutting my wrist and stomach after so much abuse for 3 months. don't go on there. they are evil.

Is it just me?

I love reading these posts, gets me hard - until the minute someone puts their or their wives weight and measurements down. It totally ruins it for me. Your stories are great until I see for example 115lbs 34d- 28- 40 blah blah fucking blah. Ladies come In all shapes and sizes, there's no need to kill the story by putting all these random numbers... [more]

Dumd Ass Dick Heads

What I really love and find very entertaining is all the dumb ass dick heads we find on this site. You know the ones. They post and leave their stupid comments on OP' stories. They are entertaining though they usually are not well thought out or even coherent sometimes. On several occasions I have come close to wetting myself laughing so hard. I... [more]

Webmaster of this site

Hey motherfucker. If you can't do your fucking job and update this fucking website within reason, maybe you should get a different fucking job ya asshole.
I mean for real how fucking hard is it to keep a shitty fucking website updated where you do absolutely fucking NOTHING except post what other people have written. I mean it's not that... [more]

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