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Fuck him, we're having fun anyway
So I'm in Miami with friends for spring break and the asshole governor has restricted access to beaches and has closed down clubs and bars due to the virus. Fuck him, we've planned this trip for months.
Like the old saying about "when life gives you lemons," the governor cannot put the brakes on us having fun. We're partying and riding dick at... (more)
I'm so mad at my husband!
I'm so mad at my husband right now. We usually talk about things before making any big purchases. I was totally blind sided by what he did. I got home from work and like usual I hit the remote for the garage door. I stop at the mailbox and get the days mail. Then I started up the driveway. That's when I noticed four round taillights looking back... (more)
I hate Boomers!
I am so fucking tired of hearing bullshit from all you dumb ass BOOMERS! Tired of hearing this is what I did growing up. All the dumb shit that doesn't matter one fucking bit. Who gives a fuck what you did back in the day. I certainly don't. Tired of hearing only music and movies from your time are better than what we have. You fucking BOOMERS... (more)
Trending Posts
After dad died when I was 13. My mom started home schooling me so I can help her out as she was over 350lbs and could barely walk without...
When I married her mom I would never have guessed in a thousand years I would have these feelings for her. She developed early and it was...
I'm a 28 year old who had a mad crush on his 8th grade teacher. Every day in my 3rd period I would just fantasize of her and Id be hard all...
My wife took a lover. A guy she had a crush on in high school and had reconnected with at their 20th reunion. We assumed it was safe...
I started rubbing my kitty almost every night when I was still in middle school. I started using my mom's toys when alone to get myself...
Missing knickers
What is about women's knickers and bra's on washing lines makes men want to steal them? In my own experience I have lost many items of underwear off my washing line. It's not like our washing line is in our front garden, it's out back, but still I lose knickers bras, stockings from my washing line?
I have never heard of women stealing men's... (more)
The Four F Club!
Since I’ve been old enough to dig girls I always thought I’d remain single, this was because I was a good listener when I was younger and I’d hear my folks talking about their friends and relatives fooling around and cheating on their spouses.. who needs it, right?
At 13 or so I started hanging around with all the girls in the neighborhood and... (more)
8.3 years ago...and 3 days is asking to much!
Seriously, this site needs a buyer that can add some sales banners of adult products so they earn enough to keep it flowing!
I came back again after writing 3 more posts on Friday and there nowhere to be seen, then I start browsing some other posts and when I reached the end it tells me it’s 8.3 years old!
I guess this is like rummaging... (more)
My Husband Wasn't Honest now Blames Me!
Ok so I am an attractive older woman. Lets just say under 50 and leave it at that. I'm recently divorced and living on my own for the first time in 24 years. I got married when I was 21 and we never had any children. Both my husband and I were more interested in our careers and didn't want to stop from achieving our goals. We just realized that we... (more)
Are we being punished for complaing?
I think maybe we’re being punished for all the complaints about being slow in posting our posts?
It’s now 6 days since I wrote a post that’s not up yet.. I’m not complaining, you have to do what you have to do..
I’m sure there’s a good reason for the long delay this time, I just hope all is well and everything’s is ok..
Best of luck to the... (more)
Customs officers are asswipes
I hate customs officers. They are so fucking nosy. I wasn't in a good mood at the airport anyway, but I was flying to Columbia and I'd had enough.
Customs officer (CO): "Why are you coming to Columbia?"
Me: "None of your business, motherfucker."
CO: "I need to know, Sir."
Me (rolls eyes): "To buy a few kilos of cocaine to bring back... (more)
Our Father who aint in fucking heaven
I grew up in the church. My mother was very devout woman. She was a good woman. My father died when I was eight years old. He was killed in a work related accident. So mom leaned even more on the church for support. It was there that the Father prayed with us and consoled us. I was lost and alone and scared. The Father spent time with me and got... (more)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I've been waiting so long for my submission to post, I think my butt has fallen asleep. Fart! That was just my butt snoring.
Our changing sexual world!
I think it would have been better to have been born in today’s time rather than say 30 years ago... people have become more open about their sexuality and thanks to the internet more experienced with at least seeing all things sexual. The closest sex we got to see in our early teens were an occasional magazine from our parents...we never even got... (more)
Wife received a letter from the city police!
A few of my male friends and I would frequent a local massage parlor were we’d take a sauna, shower and then go to separate rooms to be massaged by oriental women. They’d do a pretty good job rubbing us from head to toe and then the’d roll us over for a happy ending! Of course they would offer more if we wanted to add more cash to the original... (more)
Fuck Reparation
Why any you fucking people think white people should pay reparation to black people who were NEVER slaves. What the fuck is wrong with you people? YOU WERE NEVER SLAVES!!!! Dumb motherfuckers!!!
Walk the talk
Where are all the real men... I’m in my 30s and I’ve been single just under two years, my boyfriend cheated on me so out he went.
It took me 6 months before I started dating again and from the first to the last guy I had sex with its all been rubbish.
Just want a man that can give me a good fucking, I’m not asking much, put your dick in my pussy... (more)
Fuck God
Why the fuck did God give me a five inch long dick, no bigger around than my thumb? I'm getting tired of watching porn where all the dudes have huge, pussy stretching cocks that make women scream and moan with pleasure, while I'm fucking my balls off while my woman is playing video games on her playstation, or chatting with her mother on facebook... (more)
Michelle Obama
Michelle Obama claims white people moved out of her neighborhood which drove the neighborhood to shit.
Wait a second, if her neighborhood went to shit because the whites moved out allowing niggers to move in, then there is a problem with blacks acting like fucking animals and that's not white people's fault. Michelle needs to wake up and... (more)
Webmaster of this site
Hey motherfucker. If you can't do your fucking job and update this fucking website within reason, maybe you should get a different fucking job ya asshole.
I mean for real how fucking hard is it to keep a shitty fucking website updated where you do absolutely fucking NOTHING except post what other people have written. I mean it's not that... (more)
Got lied to
My coworker Traci and I go out for drinks regularly at a local upscale bar near work. It's usually frequented by business types with money. I'm 31 f, she's 29 f, and we're both single. We look good and usually it doesn't take long for guys to come up to talk to us. Sometimes we just chat, sometimes we flirt, sometimes if things look promising we... (more)
This site
I reckon most of these confessions are by 50 year + old men who fantasise about the most taboo things as they can’t get it up anymore. It’s the comments they get off to. I like porn myself but I’ve seen it’s consequences wreck lives where people want more and more taboo stuff just to get off- where will it end.
Got fingered wtf?
I was at a party and there was a guy that I liked and we hit it off, so we went into a back room to make out. We were dtf and I was sucking his cock on all fours, and couple of people were watching, but i didn't care.
One of the friends of the guy I was sucking came in and he was drunk as shit, saying "Woah dude, fuck yeah!" I ignored him and... (more)
Big penis myth
Ok I’m going to clear up the big penis myth from a personal perspective.
For years media, entertainment, even society itself has been telling us that a guy with a large penis has a much easier time attracting women than guys with small or even average size cocks.
This is bullshit in my humble opinion.
I can tell you that my penis is 8.5 inches... (more)
More than a little rude. . .
I was at a big party, maybe 50 people, and hooked up with a guy. We found a bedroom in the back and we did the obvious.
The thing was that I was nude on all fours and sucking this guy's cock, and some random dude entered the room and stuck a finger in my vagina. WTF? I damn near tore his head off. Just because I'm sucking dick on my terms... (more)
Wtf is it with some guys???
Why do some guys insist on pulling out and cumming all over the place???
I was at a club last weekend and met a really nice, attractive guy.
I was really nicely dressed and quite drunk. We ended up in a bathroom stall together with me giving him a blowjob. He was really into it, telling me how good it felt. When he was about to cum he... (more)
What is the problem???
For the love of god, what is the problem with naughtyposts.com and confessionpost.com???
Can the person who deals with all the posts not handle life and running this site anymore? We are getting really really annoyed at coming here to se no new content for weeks. Is not about time that you bring in help to help moderate and post new... (more)
Naughty Posts can Excite A Person
If naughty posts describe pink fleece sexual fantasies, they are awesome reading!
Site Navigation
Does anybody else here find this site Impossible to navigate?
You cant go backwards to the first post or to any other pages so unless you spend an hour going through old posts so you will never get to read them all.
All those old stories are wasted.
There is also nothing to indicate stories you have already read.
This site has great content... (more)
Boring looking people
I hate boring looking people. people men and women in boring non descript clothes, with glasses that are old and not any style. who wear beige and brown and gray clothes all the time. They are all so dumpy and just gave up. Would it be so hard to find some clothes with color and maybe lose little weight? my god, how good does junk food taste... (more)
Fuck you
Why is it that some black people think it's ok to be fucking racist towards all whites. I mean for real, I'm not saying there ain't racism from whites, but come the fuck on people. Some black people be treating me shitty just because I'm white. Then they say shit like, "slavery was your fault whitey". Fuck you motherfucker, I didn't own no fucking... (more)
Why does everyone want to see women shaved ?
Why does it have to be that women are expected to smooth and shaven ?
Is it because they think them selves as preteens ?
Or is it that the men who are fucking them would rather be fucking pubescent young girls ?
I think that neatly a trimmed triangle of pubic hair between a woman's legs is a beautiful sight and great to feel as you... (more)
Ladies, If you don't want.....
…. men looking at you stop dressing like whores in public. What do you think is going to happen when you wear next to nothing in public? Fucking Whores!
Young curious
Our family had relatives visiting so my brother and I ended up sleeping together. I was perhaps 10 and he was 12. I don't know exactly how it happened but at one point I ended up with his penis in my hand.
I then began to move my hand and jack him off. He unloaded onto the sheets and I remember thinking about mom washing those sheets... (more)
Bitches? Fucking stupid ass bitches!
What the fuck is up with these dumb ass bitches these days? I went over to visit an old friend while I was home on spring break. She had just back from a trip to see some relatives. We were in her room kissing and making out hot and heavy. Then she starts taking off her clothes. Her tits were amazing. I was slobbering all over them and sucking on... (more)
Made to Service
My husband and I have been married for over 4 years now. He convinced me to have sex with another man. Big mistake! Yes the sex was great but now my husband treats me like a hooker. When he has buddies over to play poker or watch football. He makes me dress up wearing one of my Victoria Secrets outfits and service them. First by acting like a... (more)
Hypocrisy
These idiots banning anything they disagree with such as chik-fil-a, so called “hate speech” which seems to translate to anything they disagree with, this stupid notion they have a “right” to it be offended, then call themselves antifa or “anti fascist. Lololol!!! What they are doing (or trying to do) is the epitome of fascism!!!! They’re too... (more)