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Horny been pissed
I can't understand men as general, wanted a girl to have a long hair, big boobs and bug bump. I thought while you banging, you shouldn't care about all those features. I'm dead wrong. Fuck you all with your imaginary girl, which I believe in Japan they already created that's it called a robot life partner. So, go fuck those robots. Go crazy on your perfect features.
Real woman have curves stretch marks and deserve to be called beautiful, deserve to come home from work, to a kiss a cold drink. To sit and have her feet massaged, while she vents about her day. To be worshipped from her feet up until she is satisfied! Then cuddled told she is loved and sexy. Have her candle lit bubble bath with a glass of wine! Brought warm towels from the dryer when she wants to get out! Dinner made for her! To relax while I clean the mess from dinner! Watch a movie or tv that she wants while we talk and I give her a full body massage! To bed walking in a clean room made bed fresh smells laundry done dishes trash out. Everything cleaned! Read poems left love notes! Surprised with appreciation! Kissed massaged before bed! Compliment her beautiful sexy body! Told how great full you are that she is your life! Eat her out daily! When ever she snaps her fingers! Fuck her how she wants you too! She should orgasm not the guy! N if I do first go down until she is snappy! If she doesn't want anything that night you still tell her she is beautiful sexy all that still massage her! Still hold her cuddle!
Thanks 90% true, but ware would we ever find such a perfect man??
probably with a bitch that doesn't aprecheate what she has...