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The way I caught her
We all know it is hot outside, so while I am gone to work, my wife has been taking advantage of it by sunbathing.
OK, I did not mind that one bit, she goes to a local riverbank near our home, where quite a few of the younger set go during the summer days. I have been there quite a few times myself with her on weekends, there is lots of activity going on.
So, imagine my surprise when she showed me her new "suit", if it can becalled that, which she bought online from a company called "Wicked Weasel." At least I think that is what she said.
During lovemaking, I spotted the newest tan lines, down THERE the left side of her lower lips are very well tanned, the right side much lighter. She also keeps herself waxed fully.
Which means she is lying out there in front of people with the majority of her pussy hanging out, and that pisses me off some. Also, the top half of her nipples are now much darker than the rest.
I told her that I wanted to go with her on Saturday, she said sure, and got out one of her old suits. I asked why she didn't want to wear the new one, she said she wasn't in the mood. So that means, she will go down there by herself and put on a display, but not when I am around?
That made me suspicious, so I took a couple of days off, no problem since I have lots of accumulated vacation time. I know where she goes, and the parking lot is high up above the riverbank.
I pulled in and parked, it only took me a few moments to spot her, sitting there in her skimpy thing with at least a half dozen beach bum type guys hanging around, and with my nice 40 power field glasses, I could see her lying back on her elbows, one leg off to the side, and yes, it looked like she was deliberately exposing herself to me.
So, I walked down there, came up behind, said "Hi babe. Whatcha doing?" and you should have seen her jump. Then the goon that was closest to her decided to do some defending, which was not wise, and when he told me to "Get lost, she is with ME, bud." I pushed me, I dropped him.
Big scuffle, I managed fairly well, since I was outnumbered, naughty wifey was screaming "He is my HUSBAND!!" which managed to cool off a couple of guys that had not gotten it yet.
Cops came, two on the ground, one got hauled off complaining about his head hurting, (probably from getting kicked there, me in my work boots) me in handcuffs, and we bailed out at the cop shop.
So if I sound pissed off at the wifey, trust me I am. She denies getting laid, but in my experience, showing off the snatch like that is an invitation, and the one jerk sure tried to stake a claim.
I also noticed that during the fuss, she did not have her ring on, although they did reappear before we got home. I think I have a cheating wife, and I wonder what I should do? I am thinking about dumping her, but she is great in the sack, cooks very well and keeps the house spotless.
Is it worth it?
Admitting to one? That's like saying I only took one cookie when the whole jar is empty. She opened the door. No turning back. From your subsequent post, seems like you are enjoying it.
OP here. I finally got her to tearfully admit that she had slept with the one guy I got into a scrap with (I "think" I won that.. *LOL**) I asked her why.
She told me that since I work 6 days a week, and it's an hour drive to my work, I am gone more than half the time, and often too tired for her when I get home. I got the usual "It just happened, I was horny" stuff.
I had to admit to the truth of that. I told her I would forgive that and try to be there more for her, and she said would wait and take me with her to the river for sunbathing next time.
Well, I don't need that much Sun, not really, I get plenty. So I told her to go ahead and enjoy her life, just be honest with me, and use protection at least.
She asked me what if another situation like her brief affair came up, I told her that the one asshole was banned, he took a swing at me and pissed me off.
We came to an agreement; it seems she KNEW about my twice a month massage sessions and that they do happy endings, (yeah, I know, my bad) so we might as well relax and enjoy what life has to offer. I did ask how in the hell she found out, turns out her girl friend Sylvia works there.
I guess catching her got our marriage opened up, fine with me as long as there are no more secrets. Now? I can hardly wait to get an appointment with Sylvia, lord it's funny the things we can find out when one partner gets caught. Her friend Sylvia is a 5' little stone FOX, and I always found her to be sort of stand offish. But now I know. lol
On a dare - and to sex our lives up a bit - my wife called the State Park ranger station and asked if thongs were permitted at the lake-side beach. The lady ranger laughed, and said, "I guess so. This is Ohio - no one has asked before!"
Well, my wife doesn't own a thong bathing suit. I told her there's not much difference between a bathing suit and one of your thong panties.
She thought about it.
The following Saturday afternoon we went to the lake. She wore short shorts. We lay out the blanket and the picnic stuff. I still didn't know she'd called the rangers to check.
So, she lay on her back, unzipped her little white shorts, lifted her hips and started sliding them down.
I was sitting down by her feet - and when she lifter her bottom an then her knees high and slid those shorts off I was suddenly staring at her very bare butt with a little green string disappearing up between her ass.....and it was doing a really lousy job of covering her pussy lips, too!!!, because it split right between her blonde fir covered dark pink lips!
It did not matter if she lay on her back or her front.....that thong split her cunt folds.....for all to see!
She didn't want to be obvious about it so while lying down she asked me, "does it look alright down there?" Oh, yeah baby. Everything is covered...it just shows off your very cute bare bottom!
Man, it showed off one h_ll of a lot more than that!!...and husbands were pulling out cameras, phones and one guy on a boat was using his binoculars! Not kidding!
Wives were pissed - they knew those weren't panties!
Women are not made to be monogamous. They have desires just like men. If she is coming home to you it does not matter. Just tell her to make sure she let you know every time that you want to know the details that she gets spread open. And see what she says. It's an enjoyable life my wife has been fucking others since we got married.
The fact that she wears a skimpy suit without you is my problem. That's where I draw the line.
Personally I'd leave. Keep your dignity... But you do you man.