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I’m a typical bloke, thinks and acts he’s the man, fuck better than anyone else, I would do this and do that but in reality it never happens but luckily for me I’m the only one that knows it.
I’ve been building up a good friendship with a single mom that’s living in my road, we’ve not really spoken about anything sexual but she did say one of her weaknesses was watching a man masturbate.
Knowing this weakness I gently started dropping hints, I obviously wasn’t doing it right so I just came out with it, I said you know you’re weakness, would you like to watch me, she was unsure at first, couple days later she said if you’re comfortable about it I’ll happily watch.
She said when she gets a break with no children we can arrange for it.
I’ve agreed to meet with her Thursday morning, me billy big bollicks is now shitting himself, I’ve got a lovey looking lady wanting to watch me have a wank, she’s gonna get all excited watching who wouldn’t want that,
I’m so not wanting to do it now, need help…
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