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My wife went out with work friends tonight. I knew she would be back late but stayed up anyway just in case she needed to be picked up or whatever. Well, she rolled in about 1:30 drunk af. I promptly turn off the movie I’m watching and we head to bed.
I barely have time to get undressed before she says goodnight and rolls over passing out. Now, this struck me as odd because this woman gets RIDICULOUSLY “turn on” when she has been drinking.
But I guess not tonight. Rather frustrated I climb into bed and try to write it off as her just being over tired and over-served. Well, I’m just about asleep when her phone loudly goes off startling me back into consciousness. Seeing no reaction from her, and knowing her notification will go off at least one more time unless it is dealt with, I reach over and grab it to flip the silent mode button.
And here’s where things start getting F up. You see the notification was triggered by a text. A text from a guy who picked her up tonight, from some other random guys house. His text, “Goodnight darling.”
What followed was me doing what I’ve never done, but obviously should have, i dug into her panties and found her thighs were already slimy! It was no wonder she didn't need any from me. Immediately, I was turned on thinking about what this guy had done to my wife, and he had the audacity to go raw on her. She was so drunk and wet she didn't wake up when I slid my raging boner into her. I came so much in her, it leaked out and wet the bed.
The next morning, she didn't tell me anything and I acted like I didn't know. She told me that she will be going out to drink with her work friends again next week.
I would have gone down on her, but that's just me.
Do what I did. My ex tried pulling that shit with me. Followed her unannounced and watched her and her friends from afar. Surprised her at closing time or whenever they left the club causing several guys to soil themselves while also thwarting any playing she may have intended. Of course while doing this, I was grooming one slut in the group into being my personal cum dumpster. One of the wife' so called friends was a widow who had been into swinging with her late husband. She was always to drunk to drive and needed rides home. The wife would be pissed off at me and try to give me the silent treatment by taking her straight home. Usually the widow would crash at our place. I made sure to bang her each and every time. At first I'd be discreet but finally said fuck it and just did it in the wife's presence. Other times I'd take the widow home and bed her for a few hours at her place. I contacted a lawyer and filed divorce papers on the wife when I got tired of her shit. I held the papers for a week or so after they were prepared and pulled my PI stunt on the wife one night. Collected the widow for the ride to our place along with the wife. Talked them into threesome for the night. Fucked them both like there was no tomorrow, watched the girls go at each other while I recovered a bit, then railed the hell out of the widoen w. Finished by throat fucking the wife. Then hit her with the papers. She got up in a huff, gabbed her car keys and took off somewhere. She didn't return that night which was ok by me. Widow and I crashed and banged one out in the morning. I took her home, bought new exterior door locks at the hardware store and installed them as soon as I got home.
By the time wife retunred later in the day I already had boxed her shit up and placed it in the front yard. The wife is now the ex. The widow is now the wife. She has ended her friendship with the ex. In fact the whole friends group broke up.
Has she come clean, or have you questioned her? What is the outcome if you don't mind me asking.
dakota.2003@yahoo.com
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Guys, what do you think married women do on girls nights? You guys are so gullible. Any average looking woman out at night with her friends gets flirted with by several guys. Any one of those guys would have sex with us. We’re just picky, and wait until a really hot one comes up, then we throw ourselves at them, and have one night stands or long term affairs. Every woman does it. All of them. Wouldn’t you, if every time you went out hot women approached you and would fuck you in your car or in alley or in the toilet with no questions asked? You guys are saying you wouldn’t do it? Liars.
Not gullible, just be respectful of the wife and taking things at face value. Too many guys trust without reason. Trust is fine as long as you verify. If not verfying assume the wife is a skank and is out slutting around.
Perfectly said, my dear.
My best friend and I have a girls night out once a month. On this night both of our husbands know not to expect us home to early morning hours. Because our main goals on our girls night is to see just how many different guys we can get to have unprotected sex with in one night.
Don't get us wrong we both love our husband's dearly, but neither of them have a penis big enough to satisfy us. Both of husband's know what we do, and are perfectly fine with it. They both know that they are to be in bed when we get home. Because as soon as I undress I straddle my husband's face and he has to totally cleans the cum from my pussy, before he can fuck me. We have never deprived our husband's of sex, they can have sex with us anytime they want. In return we get our one weekend a month, plus every August my best friend and I get to take a week and go an vacation together to a different city and have fun. No questions asked.
Repeat after me: ”I am a cuck”.
Yep, he’s right on the money: if it walks like a cuck and it talks like a cuck,it’s a cuck.
Two last identifiers: if it has STDs like a cuck, and it stinks of multi-source semen like a cuck, then it’s irrefutablya cuck.
My wife got her cherry busted at age 13. Ever since that time she has been considered easy. My first date with her she fucked me twice and blew me once. On our second date she had her period so she let me fuck her in the ass twice an she blew me once. She was 15 at the time and I was 27, As I got to know her she was a total slut. She will do any thing you ask her to do. Once she turned 17 we got married. Our whole relationship is based on sex. Who is she going to fuck tonight? She has fucked by her count 87 men. I don't consider myself I cuck because we do a lot of wife swapping. If she goes out without me she always makes sure my balls are empty. By my count since we have been married I have fucked about 41 women. STD.s we both have had our share. So far our doctors have been able to treat them.