At the dance club

My wife decided I was an asshole, (probably right) and she loaded up everything she could get in a Uhaul trailer, along with our back account and the Dog, then went to live with her Mother.

Now I never mentioned and she does not know to this day that her Mom, who was barely 16 when the wife was born, came by our little trailer we lived in while the wife was at work waiting tables, evening shift.

The wife's Mom was way better in the sack than the wife was, more experience I suppose.

Anyway, all my stuff gone, I was pissed, so I went downtown to a Gogo bar to get drunk and hate women. Up on the stage was the skinniest female I ever saw, she was about 5' tall and maybe 95 pounds, wearing huge green pasties and a green G-string.

Not my type, I like nice and round, curves, this gal was sure dancing though, trying to attract attention from the half dozen patrons that mostly ignored her. I felt sort of sorry for her, so I went up to the meat rack next to the stage and sat down, only guy up there. I slipped a dollar bill on the stage, she picked it up, smiled, sat down right in front of me and spread her legs.

Then she reached down, slid it aside, there was her hairy beaver about two feet away. OK, so she did have a nice looking one, and at a glance it appeared maybe two licks would set the thing off, it was that swollen.

She was enjoying the hell out of flashing me, easy to see, the two pasties were stuck right on the tips of her nipples, easy so see right in there.

On impulse, I slipped a $5 bill up there, that got even more antics., she got on her knees and spread out, the string was just that, a string, the gusset simply lining her opening.

I wrote a quick note, handed it to her, bluntly asking if she would like to go to breakfast after her shift. She read it smiled and nodded.

After breakfast, I told her I could turn left and take her home, or turn right and take her with me, she smiled, rubbed my crotch and said "Turn right."

That was 50 years ago, we are still together, and let's just say it has been one wild and crazy ride, one I would not change one bit.

True story, I got to see my wife naked before I ever took her to bed.