Wife's contribution

So the wife and I are planning a vacation for July to southern cali. I'm paying for part and she is paying for part. I didn't ask how she was paying. Didn't occur to me to ask.

So the other day, I'm headed out to work. Went to the car and had forgotten my briefcase. Overheard my wife talking. Tiptoed to listen in. She had her phone on speaker. Her, "Yeah I'm almost there. Just need another few hundred bucks just to be safe." Apparently her bff Rick, "Can I help?" Her, "You're just gonna give me the money?" Him laughing, "Well I could but where is the fun in that. You gotta earn it." She said, "Just name it. I could walk your dogs, housecleaning. You name it." Him, "What about sex?" She said, "What about it?" He said, "Is that an option?" Her, "You're gonna pay me to fuck my husband?" He said, "No. You and me." Her, "That's all you want for it?" Him, "A more fun way of earning that money." She said, "Ok then. Deal. 100 a pop. 150 for anal." He said, "Sounds good. When do we start?" Her, "You off today?" Him, "Yeah." Her, "I gotta put something on but I'll be over in a bit." Him, "What are you wearing now?" Her, "Naked ATM." Him, "Just come over like that." Her, "Sure your neighbors would love to see me get out of the car nude."

I take a few steps back then walk into the room in a hurry. I walk in and she says, "I'll be over in a bit. Gotta go." She hangs up the phone. I said, "Where you off to?" She said, "Oh mom is wanting lunch. Thought you had to be at work." I said, "Yeah. Forgot my briefcase. Naked huh. Think I could stand to be late if you're up for it." Her, "She's expecting me soon plus you don't need to be late. Tonight when you get home tho."

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