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Making dinner and myself happy
This is my confession and only I know. When I get home from work I make dinner for my husband most of the time he wants a salad with his dinner well I make him a salad, but before I do I take the cucumber and masturbate with it cut it up and put it on the salad. Well here's my other confession most of the time his best friend comes over for dinner and they both enjoy it immensely. This makes me so horny every time I make dinner I can't wait, I don't know if they know what I'm doing but his friend I know has a crush on me, because I've looked in the bathroom after he has left in the hamper is ruffled through I have noticed a few pair of my panties missing so I have an idea who's taking them. And if he only knew he was tasting me while eating my dinner and taken my panties Home for dessert he would be one happy camper. We're in our early 30s and I always wondered what it would be like having a threesome but I know my husband will not go for it, So in the meantime I will make them both happy when I make there salad .
Lucky bastarts
Funny I have been doing the same thing for the past year. First time was by accident and my husband said the salad tasted different but I always make it the same way but now I add a much better seasoning, LOL
Lucky husband and lucky friend!!! Yeah, sticking it up your ass would definitely ruin the taste of the cucumber, but I'm willing to bet your girl sauce makes for a nice glazing that gives your salads that extra "zip." You go, girl!
Lucky Husband
Question: does the cuke go in your pussy or your ass? ... or both?
Just my pussy