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My mom and me
I'm twenty-four and single. My mom just had her fiftieth birthday. She was feeling down about this. She has been divorced from my dad for eight years and really has not been interested in dating and becoming involved in any serious relationships. But hitting this birthday made her feel like she was getting old. I took her out to lunch and she was sort of subdued afterwards at her house and confessed this.
I assured her that she was attractive and she smirked and laughed and said how I had never seen her named. I laughed and said how it was her birthday and she could be in her birthday suit if she wanted. Of course she teased me back and asked if I was going to join her. We both laughed and joked about this and just feeling silly we decided to be named together. So we took off our clothes right there on her living room.
Self consciously I got an election and my mom said that she felt flattered. We started playing around and eventually we had interiors right there on the sofa.
Instead of our feeling embarrassed or guilty, we both loved doing this together. So now for the last six months we have continued to enjoy this.
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