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Oh what have I done…
I’m male and my female friend split up with her boyfriend 3 months ago, she is still struggling, the other night she got really upset saying she will never meet anyone else, I tried reassuring her but she replied with she overweight and ugly who would want me.
Couple days later I thought it would be a good idea to send her a message saying I had a dream about her and it got messy!
I was hoping it would make her laugh and smile.
Little did I know she would think I was dreaming about her because I wanted to have sex with her.
She’s been asking details about the dream especially the messy part, I’ve been trying to play it down, unfortunately I’ve said to much and she’s hanging on to every word I’ve said about the dream.
I’m getting many texts a day about how much she would like my dream to come true.
How do I get out of this…
You need to fuck and own her. Chubby chicks are the best fuck there is. Don’t pass this up, till you try it. You will be hooked.
Your advice is worthless.
I'd enjoy having sex with her. Tell it is just about six and not emotional. When she finds someone else, you can go back to being friends and remember how good she is in bed when your talking to her new lover.
Yeah, rebounds with no-strings sex isa thing, society needs more of it!
According to who?
I ALWAYS FEEL NAUGHTY WHEN STAYING IN A HOTEL. I WAS GOING TO BE AWAY FROM MY WIFE FOR 3 DAYS. I HAD BROUGHT A COUPLE PAIRS OF HER PANTIES AND A BIKINI BOTTOM WITH ME FOR MY "ALONE" TIME LOL. I ENJOY WEARING THEM AND GETTING IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE. I HAD A SMALL TSHIRT ON, AND THE BIKINI BOTTOMS AND I DECIDED TO BE BRAVE AND LEAVE MY ROOM TO FILL MY BUCKET WITH ICE. SEARCHING MY FLOOR FOR AN ICE MACHINE, I CAME UP EMPTY. I FOUND THE STAIRWAY, AND TIMIDLY TIPTOED BAREFOOTED DOWN THE STAIRS TO THE LOBBY. WITH MY FACE FLUSH WITH EMBARRASSMENT, I WALKED UP TO THE WOMAN AT THE COUNTER AND INQUIRED ABOUT AN ICE MACHINE. SHE GIGGLED AS SHE DIRECTED ME TO THE 3RD FLOOR. I THANKED HER AND TURNED TO WALK TOWARDS THE ELEVATOR TO GO UP TO THE 3RD FLOOR. AS I ENTERED THE ELEVATOR, THE LOBBY DOORS PARTED AND 3 GUYS (DAD TYPES) ENTERED AND HEADED STRAIGHT FOR ME AND THE ELEVATOR. I WAS SO NERVOUS, ASHAMED, SCARED, TURNED ON, ALL OF IT AS ALL 3 OF THEM EYED ME UP AND DOWN IN THE ELEVATOR. WHEN THE DOORS OPENED ON FLOOR 3, I WANTED TO RUN, BUT QUICKLY EXITED TO GET AWAY FROM THESE GUYS. NOW THEY WERE THE ONES LAUGHING AS THEY WERE STAYING ON THE 3RD FLOOR TOO AND EXITED BEHIND ME. EVERY STEP I TOOK MADE THE TINY BIKINI CREEP UP BETWEEN MY CHEEKS AND I KNEW I WAS BASICALLY MOONING THEM AS I MADE MY WAY TO THE ICE MACHINE AT THE END OF THE HALL. THEY WERE LAUGHING AND JOKING AS THEY ENTERED THIER ROOM AND ONE OF THEM WOLF WHISTLED BEFORE THE DOOR CLICKED SHUT. AS I STARTED TO BECOME ERECT, I KNEW I HAD TO MAKE IT BACK TO MY ROOM SO I TOOK THE STAIRS BACK TO THE 2ND FLOOR AND HURRIED TO MY ROOM. I TOOK ONE LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR ON THE WALL, AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED IN ALL MY LIFE....DICK STANDING OUT THE TOP OF THE BIKINI WHICH HAD WORKED ITS WAY INTO BEING A THONG, BAREFOOT WITH MY NIPPLES POKING AT MY TINY WHITE T SHIRT. NEVER TOLD ANYONE. EVER.
If it were me, I’d say let’s fuck and enjoy each other until you find a new guy. It’s just sex. Tell her how sexy she is every time you fuck and how any guy would be lucky to have her.
Reply, I'm afraid if we go further, it will ruin our friendship. Or, just tell her your gay. :-)