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Not so much as a question but wanted to get this off my chest, do all women that are my contemporizes (born between 1960 – 1970) lie about their sexual history ? I mean are you ashamed if you had a promiscuous youth ?
Now we both were nineteen when we got married, dated all through HS, though I was a class ahead of her, I was youngest in my class she was one of the oldest in hers. Married 23 years before we divorced, which had a lot to do mismatched libidos, simply put her disdain for sex just drove me away.
So 5 years later, I have moved back home, renewed old friendships and a started to play cards with a group of guys that I’d gone to school with. So one nite when a guy that was a very close friend from the old days says “so why did you and Kate get divorced for anyway” and I told he that she thought I was too demanding and as I always wanted sex and she didn’t. That response elicited a snort and chuckle from a woman over at another table.
When I asked what’s that supposed to mean, she replied you really want to know and the women at her table all laughed. (My wife wasn’t particularly well liked as she was sort of known as snobby bitch). Then she started to recount a couple of escapades of my wife, which started a flood of stories about her romps.
My wife who always maintained I was the only man she was with seems to have gone bat shit crazy once I graduated, It seems that not only I wasn’t the only one, that my wife had participated in threesomes, interracial sex, gave oral during school and from some of the sheepish looks on the guys faces they had been participants too. Then I was told that this behavior wasn’t restricted to when she was single, but the few times that she came home for visits to her parents, she’d hook up with one of her old lovers, which Lisa informed me was her x husband and that’s why she divorced him.
After all that information, I’ve found out that there were women there that also were not very honest about their past, but were not bothered by pointing out my wife’s indiscretions. Why lie
Now at 59, I live with a 41 year old and she is very upfront about her sexual history, I have laid next to her as she told me of some her exploits and I literally ooze.
My absolute best sex happened with an eleven year old girl in Southeast Asia when I was on shore leave in the Navy. Let's make America that great again!!!
My wife who was born in the 50s was very upfront about her two college boyfriends fucking her. I didn't mind that she had been with other men since I also had two girlfriends in college. But after we were married, I found out that while she only had the two long-term college boyfriends, she had over twenty one night stands and short-term boyfriends of a month or less. When I asked her about the other guys, she said that she was young and horny, and the guys had liked her. I would have married her even if I had known about the other twenty guys that had fucked her before me.
I took my kids to McDonalds and after ordering Happy Meals some man showed up dressed like the Hamburglar who snatched my son's happy meal box as I gave chase.
The Hamburglar was also barefoot as I chased him into the women's restroom as I could hear other women screaming for him to get the hell out as The Hamburglar went inside a stall and locked the door as I kicked the stall several times but other women in the restroom calmed me down and said to get the Manager to call the Police and I did as I could hear the Hamburglar eating my son's happy meal while sitting on the toilet in McDonalds so I went back into the restaurant to order another on for him.
The manager said they will compensate me for it and will call the Police to apprehend the Hamburglar for stealing my son's Happy Meal.
Then as me and my Family was enjoying a nice lunch, The Hamburglar returned from the Restroom still barefoot and wearing a black and white stripped thong as he then started smelling his fucking feet in the middle of McDonalds as I could hear the entire restaurant all outrages at the sight of a grown man smelling his feet inside of a restaurant.
Then he ran towards our table and snatched my son's cheeseburger and then ran out the door with it as I gave chase as I then saw the Hamburglar outside of McDonalds put his foot in my son's cheeseburger, and sucked his toes on my son's cheeseburger as before I could do anything Ronald McDonald ran over the Hamburgler with his car and gave the wink as Ronald McDonald and Grimmace all hauled the Hamburglar into the back of Ronald McDonald's Car nd then drove away hopefully to give the Hamburglar counselling for ruining my son's lunch.
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