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My wife locked herself out of her hotel room.
My wife got home from a work trip and when she told me this amazing story. I had to believe her because she was so embarrassed. She said that she got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. She said that she was unfamiliar with the layout of the hotel room as it was different than most. While still half asleep, she opened what she thought was the bathroom door. When it closed behind her, she realized that she was in the hallway and the door had just latched behind her. The issue was that my wife sleeps in the nude and now she was in the hallway completely naked and she had no key. She said that if being naked in public were not bad enough, she still had to urgently pee. Fortunately, it was nearly three AM and no one was around. With no other options she found a planter on a table next to the elevator. She pulled out the fake flowers and held the pot between her legs and pissed in it. She swallowed what little dignity she had left and took the elevator to the lobby. She explained to the guy at the desk that she had locked herself out of the room. He just chuckled and said that normally he would have to see some ID before giving her another key car, but he could see that she obviously didn't have any with her. She was in no mood for humor. She said she got back to her room with no one other than the desk clerk having seen her. She got dressed and went and cleaned the flower pot before going back to bed. She practically turned pale when I told her that most hotels have cameras that record everything that goes on in the public spaces.
Feb 1
This is a good one - it only would have been better if something more had happened.
Yes like some guy fucking her in her asshole till she shit herself and nothing but cum runs out of your wife
Bullshit story
My wife got used on business trips, as much as she has ever bragged about being a strong-willed woman, when she was 20, she never said no. Not like she wanted to just didn't say no. So when her boss took her along he'd only get one room, "save money", king bed oh we are grown up next thing having sex.
He even used her to entertain out of towners.
she could never explain to me why she didn't say no, because she didn't enjoy sex,
Yeah cause nobody locks the entry door to their hotel room and it's so easy to open and be confused with the bathroom....BULLSHIT.
Well sadly she didn't pee on herself, I was expecting her to do so and it's also unfortunate nobody else saw but that lucky clerk
If I would have seen your wife naked I would have put some dick in her ass
My first travel trip with with my boss. He told me the hotel has a hot tub and told me to pack if interested to relax at the end of day.
The first night, I was in a rush and I left my room without my phone and key card. I didn't realize it until we were tired and ready to leave. My boss's room was close by so he offered for me to come by his room, dry off and call the front desk for a key. Since I didn't have any identification there was a delay. It was getting late so I showered and he gave me a shirt to wear. We ended up having sex until they came with the room key.
So women on business trips get fucked?
My wife certainly did! She would return and be lying on our bed with cum running out of her used pussy when I got home from work. She told me to lick her pussy clean before fucking her. A month later, she started having morning sickness. She told me she hoped that I had licked their cum out of her really well or the baby, could be someone else's. When the baby was born, my wife said that it definitely was one of the guys that fucked her since the baby was mixed and we are both white. When I asked her how many guys had fucked her, she said that there were eight but only two were black. She said that they went first and second and had the longest cocks so she knew that one of them must have impregnated her.
I was married young, my husband in the service. Our first duty station was overseas. I was bored at home, no children at the time, so I got a job on post as Steno/Typist, so you realize that it was a long time ago.
I was very accurate and fast typist, so I was quickly puy in the Post Commanders office. I went TDY with him several times, He was going thru a divorce, I think that the third time I was accompanying him, his divorce was final, and he took me out for dinner. Ended up in his room that night having some great sex. I got several things out of this. Promoted and started my GS, the post SgtMaj used to pester me but didn't after that.
We stayed in USAEUR for 16 years and it was great
Funny how this very thing happened to Jeff Foxworthy! Identical
Hmmmm, maybe. Maybe she was in another room fucking her brains out with a guy she met, and somehow found herself in the hallway without clothes. I've met a few married women on my travels and fucked our brains out. But they always leave with their clothes on.
I know my wife has been one of those married women who has gotten her pussy beaten up on business trips. Has come home dirty panties straight into the washing machine and her into the shower a few times. Fucking until the the last minute obviously not leaving herself time to shower and cleanup before leaving.
That’s my wife also getting that last load of his cum inside to bring back to me