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All about the girth
Met a date at coffee shop and we got on really well, eventually we asked about each other’s pass relationship, she said she’s been responsible for her own orgasm for the last 2 years, I asked do you not miss the physical contact and intimacy, she said no man can give me the physical contact I can give myself, I asked how so.
She replied saying she’s been using various objects to satisfy herself, started using carrots, banana, cucumber now using an aubergine and looking for my next object, wow I said must bring tears to your eyes, she said it’s all about the girth for her and I don’t think any man can give me that physical contact.
I said jokingly I could do it for you, that’s true she said but not just how I like it.
Jokingly I said I would love to watch, she immediately replied saying that’s fine don’t have a problem with you watching.
It was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen, we became great friends and she really enjoyed knowing I got excited watching her, I tried many times to fuck her she was never interested.
My x-bf was so thick he had to wear magnum xl.
Once watched a very flirtatious ex girlfriend around 2010 era whilst staying at a hotel in central Barcelona actually take the whole neck down to the shoulders of a Magnum bottle of Krug champagne , was on the rooftop bar, she had squatted over it as a joke but then got carried away and proper fucked it until she came, two young bar staff lads applauded her efforts and then proceeded to our room afterwards for some fun
Since this is anonymous, what the hell. I'll admit that I put up with a lot of shit from an ex-boyfriend way too long just because he had a thick cock. He was average length but hung like a RedBull can.
I allowed his cheating and asshole ways to go on way too long before I finally called things off.
Yes, I admit I texting him a few times for a booty call. After the second, we both laughed and said we are getting along much better this way.
He was my d*ck f*x until I met my current boyfriend.
Is you current boyfriend as big as your ex ?
Oh NO! but it's ok.
My current boyfriend is average size but can get the job.
We do well together with a good routine and rhythm. That's the fun part about sex, experimenting in the bedroom.
Not saying I've been with a lot of guys but it is nice to experience a little variety in life.
I could not imagine going through life having sex with only one guy.
That’s me girl I can’t just have one guy in life I’m married but my husband and I swing and I couldn’t ask for a better life
That's why my husband and I swing too. We've been in the lifestyle for 12 years now and live outside Houston. hbu?
My wife loves being fisted and Iove fucking that loose pussy after
If she can fit an eggplant up her ass she's a keeper.
If HE can fit an eggplant up HIS ass HE'S a keeper!! :)
If HE can fit an eggplant up his ass he's a disgusting faggot.
I definitely can
HELL YEAH!
I was working a summer job back in 2001 as a lifeguard at our city pool and one guy kept hitting on me. He knew I had a boyfriend and he'd come pick me up after work from time to time but the guy kept flirting. I enjoyed the attention and would flirt back. One evening it was the two of us closing and he made the comment 'we should f*ck'. I told him I had a boyfriend. He said 'I won't tell. Besides you couldn't handle my big d*ck anyway.' Things got flirty and he said, 'I bet I'm bigger than your boyfriend' and offers to show me. I told him 'go ahead'. He said, 'If I do, will you suck it?' I said, 'let me see it first.' Well......he showed me. I sucked it AND we had sex. lol
In HS I never dated till I was a junior. Started going with a guy that just graduated. He worked and went to a local college. He wasn't happy as he wanted to marry me, so he quit college and joined the service with the plan that he be done with his training by the time I graduated.
Had this one guy that was always asking me to fuck him. It was sort of fun listening to him beg for my pussy, all the reasons I should fuck him. He , said my BF might have a long cock but his was a lot fatter and besides he was a virgin, so he'd be learning from the best.
That got me. I gave it up to him a few days later. He was as fat as a soda can and it was so much fun fucking, what he lacked in experience he made up for enthusiasm. He stretched me out and didn't pound my cervix
Nice!
I'd just graduated college and engaged. I got on with a company and been there 3 months. Everyone knew I was getting married in July and I busy planning in my spare time. Bill was a big flirt and worked in my department. He was a 'player' and very attractive. One night we were alone and the flirting got intense. He asked how many guys I'd been with before my fiancé because as soon as I'm married, that's it. No more variety. I made the mistake of telling him 3. He suggested we go back to his place and have sex so my number will be 4. He also promised to not 'kiss and tell'. I paused and he kept putting the pressure on and it was working. Long story, I agreed to stop by his place and if his penis was bigger than my fiancé's, I'd have protected sex with him.
I went by his place.
He was thicker and longer than my fiancé. Hell! The guy could do porn!
We had sex. Actually, I had sex with him up until I got married.
Nothing wrong with going by and getting that big cock maybe once a week. Keep it Loose for your husband.
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