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Worst day of my life.
My boyfriend and I have been getting into some 'kinky sex' shall we say. It started off when we were having anal and my partner thought it would be interesting to stick our hamster, Grofie up my ass. It started to crawl inside...too far for us to get out so my boyfriend got another bright idea to hold a lighter up to my ass hoping that it would come out to follow the light. Somehow, I felt a whoof of fire go up my ass and burned me from the inside. I never felt pain like this in my life. So, we emberassingly went to the E.R and had them remove Grofie now dead with half of it's hair singed and treated for second degree burns to my rectum. I am now on a liquid diet and have to lie in bed for 2-3weeks on my stomach. I couldn't tell this to anyone, not even my family so here I am writing this confession.
R.I.P Grofie, I'm sorry!
I'm high as shit but what in the fuck made you think that's a good idea, and howww lose of a vagina do u fuckenn have for a hamster to be able to fucken craw in you fucken hell were you fucking a damn pineapple