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I'm not your sister!
Married 32 years to a once very very sexy SoCal blonde.
Meno set in at around 49. That final week she initiated sex twice ........and then she became my sister.
This was 17 years ago.
The hell of it was that she remained THE sexiest looking 49 through 60 woman I've ever seen!
She wore the same cute/sexy clothes. The same tight shorts. Shorter skirts, bikini to the pool, etc. Drove me fucking crazy with lust!
What HAD vanished into thin air was her once very sexy mind! She once enjoyed everything about sex - the talking, flirting, fantasizing, acting sexy, etc., etc.!
She said she didn't understand why God would keep men lustfilled long after women lost theirs. She and all her female friends complained about the same thing.
For a time she even wore walking shorts to bed - until I told her how insulting that was.
She hates it when I slip and refer to her as "sis".
"I'm not your sister!"
"Well, ah - Sis, you haven't touched me below the waist in 17 years. I haven't felt your tongue in 17 yrs. I haven't seen your nipples in 17 years. I haven't seen between your legs in 17 yrs. You let me touch your bottom - but your cunt and breast are out of bounds! I can't remember what it feels like to put a finger inside a woman, or suck a nipple, or taste your cunt. Sex is more than sex - it is BONDING with your spouse on a regular basis."
"yes" she says. She knows. She, like all the other woman sitting in the pews get really edgy when the minister tells them , "ladies, if you don't take care of your husbands physical needs.....where do you think he will go?"
You know - if she WAS my sister, sleeping next to me every night these past 17 yrs wearing only a T and those bikini panties.... - I think I could have talked her into incest - OR I'd have RAPED her by now!
Gotten her drunk, and raped her!
"I'm not your sister!"
"Prove it!"
Same as my wife. I get it from other women her same age that can't get enough. There's lots of them!
Menopause is not permanent. For most women after they are thru it, they become just as horny as they once were, some even more so. You just need a little lube. For your wife to not want any in 17 years, I would bet she is getting it somewhere else
Sure, I've wondered about that.
But - you'd have to see her reaction whenever any deep kissing or sexy scene comes on TV - she grabs the remote and fastforwards...it is as if we are all going straight to hell if we see this!
Reads her Bible every morning.
She is doing penance for leading a sexy youth - and I'm tasked with being celibate for the rest of my life as a result.
It is almost humorous at this point.....but the sad thing is that my 23 yr old daughter has watched our near total lack of touching, or shows of affection, other than the daily, "love you dear!"
She is aware....her mother rarely touches her either.
I did notice early on - after our great sex she would roll away and go to sleep. Never cuddled. Like the stereotypical male - after getting off. Got her itch scratched - now leave me alone!
I should have paid more attention - but the sex was sooo good....
I used to fall asleep with my ex still locked together gently - head of my dick still in wet her cunt, while I fondled her sweet bare young ass and we drifted off!
Not with this lady.
Post back - if she ever proves she's not your sister.
I'm not thinking it looks good for you, bud!
It IS kinda sexy that, if she was your sister and she'd been sleeping next to you in her little bikini panties for 30 years - you WOULD have raped her by now.
Can't blame you!
Guy can only take so much!