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Wife finally confessed she masturbates
I asked my 68 yr old wife of 35 yrs if she masturbated.
She swears she is not seeing anyone on the side....but she also hasn't had sex with me in 16 yrs....except for 3 times she rubbed one out on my thigh a few yrs ago while on vacation.
..... and I was just wondering, "is she having affairs, or is she just frigid?"
I'm masturbating almost daily for those 16 years....usually fantasizing about her - because she really is an attractive blonde and had been VERY sexually active before we met and during our early years!
Feeling trashy about my own fantasy habits - I thought i'd feel better if she was not celibate for 16 friggin' years!
She was quick to say, "Never!" and walked away.
A few months later I asked her again - this time after she'd had a half bottle of wine!
"Do you masturbate?"
She looked at her wine glass,, for a long time. Then she nodded, 'yes'.
"Can I ask how?"
"my fingers.."
"You put them inside?"
"No, I rub myself."
"Your clitoris?"
"mm hmm"
"When?"
"When I need some 'release'!"
"No, but when are you doing this?"
"In the middle of the night."
"Laying next to me?"
"Yes."
"You ever think about waking me? I'd love to be part of this!!"
"No. I just want a quickie - no fuss."
"You cum quickly?"
"Oh yes. In a matter of seconds!....I'm sorry - this is embarrassing!"
"Wow! Cool! - I didn't know if you ever still got "horny", still thought about men, and was embarrassed to ask you. Because....I do get horny. SO much!"
"Of course I still look at men. Sexy ones .....well. I'm NOT DEAD!"
Later she admitted that she really likes it when we go on vacation - and the condo/hotel has those shower heads on a hose! I can imagine what she'd doing in there!
Good news is she still gets horny!
Bad news is - she hasn't touched me below the waist in 16 yrs....or kissed me with her tongue - or let me see her teats or her cunt. She used to make SO much noise when we fucked!
Yeah - we have kids. I'll be dead in a few years - and will have spent more than 1/2 my married life living with a sexy blonde blue-eyed "sister".
I bet even my kids will tell me I should have left her a long time ago........
My wife confessed that it was her older brother that taught her how to masturbate when she was about ten years old and eventually, a few months later, took her virginity while they were looking at online porn while their parents were away from the house.
He was killed in Afghanistan and held as some kind of family hero. It was a long time ago when she was a kid so it barely matters now, but I AM glad that her brother is dead.
( BTW... he was killed in a traffic accident, not in some battle defining our nation. )
I started doing it when I was about ten years old after learning about it at a sleepover. Omg I was doing it like so often and hiding it from my parents as my family is evangelical. I had such same and guilt around it but at night my hand would wander between my legs and I'd wiggle myself to an orgasm with my fingertips.
I kept this secret even from the girl that told me about, even though she admitted doing it often. I struggled with it while dating and those first three years of my marriage. I finally confessed and now I do it while my husband does anal to me. :)
Well, I don't feel quite as bad. I fucked my wife for two years before we got married and for 48 years after until September of 2023. She also was very sexually active with six boyfriends before we got together. I miss fucking her and masturbate at least twice a week.
I feel your pain. Married 49 years. Haven't slept in the same bedroom for 25 years. Haven't had sex with her for the past 20 years.
I should have divorced that lying bitch a long time ago.