Yes this gross thing happened one insane moment in time

I was attracted and clearly in an obsessively seemingly insane mood one day several years back when visiting a friends house. I always wanted to f*ck her but she supposedly was happily married. She was a naughty flirt like me and we often had phone sex because my voice drives women crazy.

One day while visiting, she and her husband went to bed early and made it known as if to tease they were up to no good. Was way before 11 and I was like wtf is this sh*t? Anyway, they went to f*ck. The moans were a bit too much for me to take, so I naturally got up close to listen as most would. Anyone that says different on this is full of crap, but whatever.

Her moans would even fascinate a gay guy they are so hot. They had sex several times and even her ugly husband sounded hot. Maybe, her moans just made it all sound so delicious that I just loved hearing all of it. They didn’t have a normal door up their bedroom but a curtain, so it was intriguing albeit a little strange.

Her husband wasn’t the inviting type regarding guys naturally so this wasn’t an open invitation. Still, it was a curtain. So I sneaked a peak. Instant hard on times a zillion and yeah I’m a guy so I started to slowly stroke. Didn’t get off but just enjoyed the view. Those damn moans. That body of hers, oh man.

What I’ve said so far is the normal part as we’ve all done this and do because well moans are hot and sometimes a couples’ escapades can also be quite humorous depending on the couple or sounds. The reason this is in this category is I did something I’ve never ever done before nor since because I was so turned on by her moans and seeing her fully nude, get f*cked multiple times and cum constantly.

After they were finished with their sessions and had already showered and went to bed I went to the bathroom which amazingly was through their bedroom. Figures. I didn’t know this until later as I had tried to go find it earlier only to realize it’s through the curtain. No wonder they had no door, then again my best friend was not a normal girl.

I was so turned on by it all and not thinking normally that I saw one of their used condoms in the trash. Yes, I went there. But I’m here for a reason: I was gone and turned on beyond belief. I took the condom closest to the bottom of the pile as there were several all in a row and fresh because the first session of theirs was long and intense. Lotta cum. Boatloads really.

I smelled it and licked it all over tasting her thick, creamy cum and it was delicious. All vanilla mixed with mango a bit aka female cum. Sadly, I went further. Still hard af, I somewhat untied the condom and yes disturbingly started licking and eventually swallowing it all. Not the condom mind you but all of his cum. I know, beyond gross.

I was turned on beyond belief and in another warped dimension. I jerked off and rubbed the condom which still had tons of her cum all over it on my hard cock and started moaning. I shot all over their wall and mirror and I cum often. I saw another condom and just stared at it hard as hell sucking on it and licking her cum remnants then putting it back in the trash as it was as to not raise any suspicions.

However, I stared at the other condoms I didn’t open up. Hot at least in that moment. Still aroused and I never lost my huge erection. I took one and put it up to the light and it was as if it was sorta glowing Ike the sun. Nope, not a glow I’m the dark one I’ve used those.

Never saw some so yellowish before but it was a condom after all. Then again, I’m a mega white sometimes gray gusher so who knows. I thought about doing it again but just enjoyed seeing all that cum she brought out of him each time with her sexiness.

This time I didn’t but I wanted to. I cleaned up and found a sponge to clean up the wall and bathroom mirror. Bloody mess. Found a fresh facecloth to clean my cock, stomach and junk before going back to the lovely couch. I was still turned on but quickly became repulsed and disgusted with myself.

I didn’t think I was capable of something so gross and abnormal. I got dressed and went for a long walk outside. Was freezing out and they lived in the middle of nowhere, so getting lost would be easy as I’m a city boy.

I walked what felt like hours in the middle of the night or so it at least became. I’m not a guy that ever throws up even when drunk. It’s just not me. Well, I wretched like an Irish man, assuming they even vomit. Oh yea they do, it just takes a while.

It wouldn’t stop. I then thought oh f**k, the cum I swallowed for some psychotic reason! He must’ve had a disease! Freaking out and wanting to find the nearest cliff if possible, I started running barely able to breathe. I then thought AIDS oh f**k you freaking psycho. I somewhat calmed down and started crying. Wtf did you do brother? Why? Yes that was one of the hottest things I’ve ever heard let alone seen for a couple but my god you sick f**king monster!

I couldn’t breathe, was sweating like I just had sex the 4 times they did all in a row. I took my shirt off soaked. Figured made sense to sit down as I could barely breathe. Coyotes started to howl. Great. F**king idiot. You deserve this. Need to die. Likely already will…now. You deserve this. Started laughing like the joker, but that is my real laugh. It is. High and crazy when a person really is laughing at something silly, f**ked up, or ridiculous.

I figured after all that, getting shot is a godsend and I cannot stand guns. Didn’t even bother putting my shirt back on as I was just beside myself and dead. Was freezing though but I love the cold, so just as well. Prayed for rain, though I’m not religious as I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 8, so no praying to wash away my filth or sins here. An amusing thought though.

Man you are one gross f**k but she is a doll though and even he looked hot because of her and how she drove him crazy during. Hmm maybe I’m bi? It’s normal, who bloody cares? I find watching anyone, well almost anyone having sex and seeing nudity during is hot, so that’s normal aka porn. But the condom never left my mind.

Mega turned on and not thinking clearly, oh yeah brother. Sick f**k but it happened and I own it. Still…the things one does when horny. Good bloody hell.

Somehow arrived back at their house stunned I found it. Started laughing again like a psychopath. Best friend comes to the door half naked. Ahh you’re still in costume, nice one dollface. Hope your back is doing ok. “Wtf are you doing babe?” Just went for a walk. I was hot and as usual couldn’t sleep. “Where’s your shirt?” Oh hehe guess I dropped it, who. cares, it’s just a boring, plain one.

“Get in here silly, it’s freezing out.” I barely feel anything doll, at least not at this point. Sad look. “What’s wrong baby?” Nothing. She knows me better than anyone outside of my ex. It doesn’t matter. Go back to bed. I’ll attempt sleep (I’m an insomniac). It’s all good. “No you idiot what happened?” Was it our lovemaking?” Gulp. Oh no that’s what couples do. Besides, I’d heard from others staying here that you guys do it often and for long periods of time. It’s your house and you’re alive.“Baby what is wrong?” “I know you.”

Any guy knows that when your best friend is a girl or woman you’re not getting out of such things. You can either attempt to lie even if you’re good at it and can even fool women. I can fool anyone and have even her, but I was so repelled by myself I couldn’t put on the mask I do daily for the public and others so they don’t bug me or worry. Here, I knew I was f**ked. Gotta think of something I can possibly sell.

Think quick brother. Well, don’t hate me but I watched. The moans were too much. You know how much our moans drive each other crazy. The first night I’m visiting you go to bed at 10? Gimme a break doll. You left me no choice.”Well, I can’t lie it was on purpose.” Of course it was, it’s fine baby doll, it’s your house and you drank a tad besides your other supposed bestie told me this is the norm (she did, but didn’t elaborate on the times).

“Geez, I didn’t know it was that bad, I’m sorry.” If I had known it was that bad I’d have asked you to watch.” She giggles that cute laugh that drives me crazy. Oh really? I thought he hated guys and interruptions? You said he can barely get you off as it is (she complains all the time). “When we have visitors, it’s like something clicks in his head and it’s a show, besides I can’t lie I was soaked drinking with you and flirting.” I couldn’t help myself so i f**ked him as he wasn’t out cold.”

No trying to save face doll, he’s your husband I’m not an idiot even though there’s this strange, hot chemistry between us. It’s fine but at least you stated the obvious. Visitors make it easier for you guys to f**k like teenagers again. I’m happy for you. I gotta get laid bad or find myself a new psychiatrist. “Huh?” “What is that supposed to mean sweetie?” Maybe one day I’ll tell you, not now I’m finally tired. Get some rest you went at it for seemingly hours. Night.

The disgust wore off as I realized it was just one of those gross things people sometimes do when not thinking clearly or aroused. It’s not lost on me how f**ked up it is as anyone could see how I talk as a whole, and the fact I’m here and put this in this category. Good f***ing lord but it is what it is and I own it.

Feel free to laugh, show your friends or vomit a few times, I sure as hell did but for other reasons. I’m at least disease free. Swallowing spermicide omg. I own this and it’s 100 % true but I fully get one thinking this guy is a good writer. Nope. Just a guy with past issues or one gross moment stemming from his gorgeous best friend and several hot f**ks he had to listen to forever. Could always be worse.

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