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I have a neighbor that’s really good looking husband a good friend of mine who’s gotten close but when he goes to work and I know she’s in the backyard I get naked walking around the house with a hard on door open hoping she sees she knows I check her out I really like to fuck her in the ass I think she knows it I have a security door you can’t see into so I keep it open I can see her from the door I’m naked and just masturbate to her picture she’s Irish I love to know what she taste like what she looks like with my cock in her mouth I love the fucker two or three times one right after the other and then piss on her and tell her whenever she wants to be fucked like a whore come bye
I had a fling with a lady Lynn I met hiking. She said her husband a real bore -- thinking of divorce. Hiking to slim down her full figure some. Big tits, big ass hour glass. 2x my string bikini wife. Pillow talk she says she's bi, only one girl on bedpost notch. Can't tell husband, feels good to tell me. I said want a coincidence -- Think my Jill is bi, in the closet. Caught her kissing her GF on the lips, had a good feel. She said it was a girlie kiss thing. Lynn said she is bi like me, We don't tell husbands.
So I show her nudes of Jill. They driver her nuts. The guy she she's fucking showing her dirty pictures of his hot bi wife. Can I hit on her, where does she shop -- she asks. I tell her. Anyway a month goes by and Jill is like a payday whore. I'm thinking maybe Lynn is fucking my wife. So I ask. She said off limits, if I was or wasn't fucking your wife.. It would be like me telling her I'm fucking you. 10 years later I come home early and Jill is going down on the young lady who does our shrubs. She doing her shrub. She's like sorry you had to see that, busted. So I ask, come clean. She said her first was this full figure older lady she met at the market 10 years ago, Lynn.
Lynn fucked us both. So I say for penance I want a 3 way. She says would you settle for fucking my GF, she has such a crush on you. All you have to is hit on her. She has to do it behind my back.
Your obviously mad you queer prick, better see a shrink before you get worse and injure yourself.
You sound jealous. Well even if you were my neighbor you still wouldn’t get my cock in your cheeks!