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Navy Blue Leotards
Stealing a women's navy blue leotards (tights) right off her clothesline really excites me. Yesterday I stole a beautiful opaque pair right off a clothesline and escaped totally undetected. I put them on and returned to the scene of my crime wearing them under my ripped blue jeans to see their owner examining the area looking for her stolen leotards. I walked right by and asked her if everything was okay and she told me she had a pervert laundry thief steal her tights. She informed me how she would like to capture the thief and that she was a prison guard at the local jail and had a cell ready and waiting for him. She looked me over and eyed my ripped blue jeans with her navy blue leotards and I immediately knew she realized I was the thief. She began questioning me about where I got my leotards and I told her I needed to leave, she said she was detaining me for the police as a criminal suspect and would be reporting me to the police if I did not remain till they arrived. She said she had a nice little jail cell waiting for me. This excited me even more as she was attempting to arrest me on the spot. Fortunately she was unarmed and I was able to easily escape like the fly from the spider's web.
LOL ! Jail, for stealing her navy blue labia accentuators ! That's hilarious ! I bet they have an APB out on you. You know, an all perverts bulletin . Don't let them take you alive !