Men and their bits
Bizarre thing happened to me last Saturday, me and my boyfriend picked up a friend to go to a BBQ
We got to his house and he’s not ready, we sat in the car and 10 minutes had passed, my boyfriend said go see what’s taking him so long.
I pushed the bell and waited, then waited more, finally he opened the door, yep nearly ready he said.
He and I were talking out loud to each other, I thought while I’m here I will use the toilet, had a quick wee and he’s still getting ready.
Right he said I’m all done let’s go, just as we we’re going downstairs he said, oh one last thing, he grabbed a razor from the bathroom, undone his jeans and pushed them to his knees, he then quickly ran the razor over his pubic area, lifted up his dick and balls and did around them.
I looked at him and he said what, I said really, of course he said you never know I might meet someone at the BBQ