Todays poem

There is a rich old man named Trump.
When young, his daughter he'd hump.
One night after fucking her ass, he thought of some legislation to pass and made it his strive, to the White House he'd arrive and fuck a nation instead of his wife.

There was once a young man named Gene. He invented a beat off machine.
But by the ninety ninth stroke, the damn thing had broke and beat his two balls to a cream.

Now that’s funny.

I got fucked in the ass
In a Venezuelan prison
By a pedophile priest
Who called me Nadine.

My prostate erupted
I made a mess on the floor
And it felt so good
That I asked the warden
To extend my sentence by 20 years.