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I've slept with all my friends girlfriend's and wives
This is a true confession. I'm obsessed with my friends girlfriend's and wives and I have slept with all my friends girlfriend's and wives. Hundreds total through the years. I'm now 50 and a few weeks ago my wife invited friends over for a party. As the guests came and mingled I realized that I've been not only a bad husband but a bad friend. I just can't help it I have always got turned on sleeping with girlfriends and wives of my friends. I even slept with my cousins wife. Through the years A few have found out. A couple buddies asked me but most just suspect that something happened but never confront me about it. I've been doing this since I was a teen and have bedded hundreds of girlfriend's of guys i meet. My wife knows about a few but thinks I stopped doing this. She caught me once with my friends girlfriend and I convinced her it was the alcohol and last time. Now the same guy she caught me with his girlfriend has married a different women. I haven't seen him in years because he found out I slept with his girlfriend. He shows up with his wife. I've never slept with her. I flirted with her at the party she responded positively. I've suggested they come spend the weekend. Hopefully they take me up on the offer so I can get her alone and seduce her.
So have you Done it??
So they finally took me up on my offer to spend the weekend. Her husband was keeping an eye on us so I ended up spiking his drink. After he passed out I made my move. I started flirting with her and she was into it so after a little touching and getting closer to which she never rejected I went ahead and kissed her and she kissed me back. After that I felt her tits and she started rubbing my hard on. I stood up and dropped my jeans and she gave me the best blowjob I've had in years. I undressed her and nailed her good. Got her 3 more times over the weekend. I've now got every girl this guy has dated or married.
Hahah no, what dis he say when he woke up
Spike with what?
A buddy of mine fucked my wife before we were married. We were girlfriend and boyfriend and broke up for a few months and then got back together, I was pissed when I found out but we were broke up so I couldn't say much. He still comes around and we're all still friends.
So it seems as though it's your life's goal to die by a jealous husband's bullet or knife, or crowbar. Or, maybe they'll just castrate you, and crush your sole reason for existing.