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Excited and embarrassed at the same time
A long story told short, 7 years ago my daughter was dating a guy that did erotic art sketches his portfolio was amazing.
I kept on joking with him about sketching me and one day all that joking about became reality.
I was fully naked and very nervous he started talking to me and after half hour I started to relax a bit, I asked him a few questions about his way of thinking when drawing naked women, he said the excitement drawing naked women doesn’t do anything for him “now” now I said so it did get you excited, yes of course he said when I first started why wouldn’t it, I’m male and was looking at a naked woman for two hours now I don’t see it like that I control myself.
I asked him not to control himself and tell me what he was drawing.
After a few minutes of silence he started talking and OMG I started getting excited, he said beautiful words about my figure going into great detail about lines, contours and shapes he even spoke for several minutes about my breasts and fanny area.
He said time was getting on and had nearly finished and could finish the rest later in the week, he took a picture and said he was done.
As I got up I did the biggest fanny fart ever I was so wet I just wanted the ground to open up and take me.
My wife has a 5 different nude drawings of herself when she was younger. Evidently when the movie Titanic came out and Jack did the drawing of Rose in the movie, she got obsessed with having her drawing done. She found a guy to draw her in several different positions. One is a full on spread eagle drawing. When she first showed me I knew she had to of slet with the guy who drew them, but she denied it. Eventually she admitted they fucked and that was how she paid him for doing the drawings.
I would love it if you farted in my face! I’d sniff and lick your crack while you farted .
It wasn't an ass fart, in the US it is called a queef.
Filthy beast