Going to the beach

If you're average to ugly you'll have to settle for old ladies or fat lonely girls. Any hot girls won't be looking at you. If you're good looking, just smile, be friendly, buy them drinks. The harder you push, the more likely they'll get less interested. If you're a little hard to get, they want you all the more. Don't forget, have interesting things to talk about and be funny.

Walk around with a well hung dog

Get a Speedo, aka " nut hugger ", aka " root suit ", and before you get to the beach, put a banana in it. Posture and preen and they'll flock to you. Oh, and just so you completely understand, put the banana down the FRONT of your Speedo. Good luck !