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Going to the beach
I would like some advice on how to seduce beach girls.I will be there a few days
I would like some advice on how to seduce beach girls.I will be there a few days
Walk around with a well hung dog
Get a Speedo, aka " nut hugger ", aka " root suit ", and before you get to the beach, put a banana in it. Posture and preen and they'll flock to you. Oh, and just so you completely understand, put the banana down the FRONT of your Speedo. Good luck !