Cheating works
As my affair partner and I were making hot sweaty love in a cheap motel one Sunday morning, while our spouses and families were at church, he raised his head from between my thick pink thighs, looked up over my thick black bush into my brown eyes and said, "I don't want your husband getting ANY more of this, do you understand?" I pulled him up from that position and pulled him fully into me, looking into HIS eyes, and said, "Then ask the question, bitch!!" He stiffened further, twitched, and came deep in me, as he asked me to marry him. We both divorced our spouses and left our families that same year, and were married in January of the next year. We'll be celebrating our 23rd anniversary in one week with our two grown children.
Oh, and neither of you have cheated on the other?