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How to get my girlfriend's cousin to suck me off?
Hey my name is Greg, so My girlfriends cousin is in her mid 30's, has a few kids and an unhealthy cheating marriage.
we were at a family party and she was drinking while talking to me,
(We don't know each other very well, we only see each other when she's hosting some kind of family party) I noticed when she got drunk she was giving me that gaze, she looked like she was super horny.
She kept saying my full name, first and last in this sexy seductive way while she was talking to me, I don't think she realized, but i could tell something was up.
She even apologized after saying it so much, saying she doesn't know why she's saying my full name but even saying that was in a seductive tone.
A couple weeks after the party I found out that her husband cheating on her, so it makes sense why she was being all sexy towards me.
My question is: If I don't see her very often, how can I find a way to make an excuse to just see her at her house or something so we fuck?
I don't wanna ask her to go out for drinks, I'm only a young guy and my girlfriend would wonder why I'm asking her that.
I need some advice, maybe if I asked to help with something around the house? I don't know that seeks outta the blue to ask, I need an excuse!
Who cares
Try putting some peanut butter on your prick
I would ask her if you could meet up for coffee or something, because you want some advice about your girlfriend. Maybe ask her what kind of gifts women like or something benign like that. Just say you want her opinion about what to buy your gf.
When you do meet up, give her lots of compliments. Say that she is pretty, or maybe ask her what kind of perfume she wears, because you want to get some for your gf. Tell her that you are sorry that her marriage is in shambles, because most guys, including you, would love to have a woman like her. Gradually deepen the conversation, and say something like, "You look so hot in that outfit. It's hard not to think about you and not get turned on."
My guess is that she will pick up on your cues and have her skirt up around her waist in no time. She wants your dick.
Good stuff thank yaa
If your girlfriend ever goes out of town or works nights, call up her cousin and invite her over for a party. When she gets there, tell her the party didn't happen, but you'd like to throw her a private party, and see where it leads.
Good one!
'If I was a single guy I would totally want to ....(insert something sexy) to you" this way you have clarified in case she tells your gf it's only a fantasy if you were single, hey guys have thoughts they can't help that, it seems wrong not to tell the person you had the thought over...and she knows you are interested in case she is ....then the ball is in her court to see what she says maybe she will say "how is Monday at noon?" --Cougar
Good idea!! Thank you
Ask her to squeeze a blackhead out off your prick .
Never
MILFS want direct talk. Tell her you sensed an attraction between you and her and want to pursue it. But don't use words like fuck and suck.
Appreciate the comment and advice!