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My and my best friend are fucking weird
Okay, I'm a 25 year old girl who just got out of college, and my best friend is the same. We met in our 7th grade year of middle school, and from our very first conversation I knew she was "the one" we were two birds of a feather in every sense, and we were besties ever sense.
Up until junior year of high we were normal best friends, until(and I forget how it started) we started doing the weirdest shit together. It's hard to explain, but when we are alone we basically become borderline lesbians and do crazy stuff with each other.
This one time, we were watching "O Brother, Where art Thou?" (George Clooney, John Turturo, anybody?) and she just grabbed my boob out of nowhere. Our wierd lesbian shit had been going on for a while at this time, so it wasn't too out of the ordinary. I grabbed hers back, and long story short we got in a "fondling fight" on her couch. She's the dominant one, so she of course won. She pinned my arms to my sides with her legs whilst straddling me and declared herself the winner and continued to fondle. She was soft and gentle with it, so I didn't mind. I actually really enjoyed it....
We've also, of course, practiced kissing on each other. I actually think this is how it all started- "can you help me I need to practice kissing for my boyfriend" we've done everything from just romantic kisses to making out to even full-out all over the house French kissing!
Once, in college, I had a boyfriend who broke up with me after 4 years of serious relationship for some bitch with a bigger bum. I was heartbroken, and I of course went to my BFF's house. She consoled me, we drank a bit and watched my favorite movie, and we went to bed. We've slept in the same bed plenty times before, so when we went to get to bed she said, "you can sleep with me tonight, okay?" With a wink. Once in her room, we started changing, and she stopped me and said " just keep all of your clothes off" I was confused but we'ed been doing wierd shit for years so I was like "uhh sure". She gets naked too, and we stand facing each other. She said, "look at you. You're smart, funny, kind, and an amazing person. And you look beautiful too! That asshole's missing out on a whole lot!" I smiled sheepishly and was like thanks you too, and then we got in bed(naked) and cuddled and spooned each other until we fell asleep.
Oh, and this one time she got a new boyfriend. I was at her house, and she came out of her room in just a thong and told me that her new boyfriend was into face sitting, and she asked if I could "ok" her butt for her. She bent over, and I spread her cheeks a bit to check it out, and pulled up her thong to check everywhere. "Looks good to me. Have fun!" I said. "But wait! Does it smell ok? It'd be so embarrassing if it smelled bad...." So I took a Whiff, and, I don't have a clue how, but it actually smelled 100% fine... And I told her. I only realize how fucking wierd that was looking back on it.....
Oh, and the "spanking game" has been happening for a few years now. It started off similar to "the fondling game" except we play the "spanking game" a lot more than we do the "fondling game" it's basically spanking tag, if you get caught you bend over and get spanked, an you're it! Sometimes we play in clothes, usually it's in underwear, once we played stark naked! We also do it in public, but then the point of the game is to see how many spanks or booty taps you can get in without being noticed, we've done that since junior year of high.
We do a ton of other weird stuff together, those are just my faves. I don't think I'm lesbian, I enjoy dating guys and I've never dated a girl... But I do really love what we do, so maybe I'm bisexual? I mean, she is a better kisser than any guy I've kissed(wonder why) but yeah, me and my friend are wierd as fuck.
Actually is not so weird...
Erm... we have all tried the "I want to get some practice kissing for my boyfriend" trick honey, it's an old lesbian standby and I forget how many times it's worked for me. There is also the "What does your BF do to your breasts when he has taken them out?" angle and is generally followed by "Can I get mine out and you show me what he does?" A more advanced technique is "Look what my friend brought me back from Amsterdam, do you know how to use one of these? Show me how please" All of the lesbians I know have a thing about the female arse and I am no exception. Me and my GF probably spend more time licking each other's arse than our pussies. Of course you have to be scrupulously clean down there, it's what the bidet was designed for after all.
Wow, that is hot. I'm a guy and I love to rim girls' assholes. I love it. I don't know how much they enjoy it, but most seem to like it OK at least. I feel pretty jealous of lesbians. You guys have such hot sex, and the seductions you mention turn me on like crazy just reading about them.
A gf gave me a makeover in college and I was so turned on from looking like a pretty girl, it was amazing. But she laughed hysterically, laughing at me. That kind of pissed me off. But it also turned me on. Anyway, the point being that since then I have fantasized about getting dolled up and acting like a girl. I know it's not the same.
Anyway, just reading the story above makes me hot as hell. To the anonymous girl telling the story above: I would go further with my BFF the next time you're with her. Play the spanking game with her, and let yourself get hot and wet as she spanks you. This time let her see that you're turned on. Then sheepishly admit to her that sometimes getting spanked gets you really turned on. Tell her you hope it doesn't make her feel weird that you got so aroused from her hand spanking your ass. Ask her if she ever gets aroused from being spanked, and ask her to let you spank her a while to see if she gets aroused by it. It sounds like your dominant BFF might be open to this, like she might have wanted to have sex with you various times in the past.
I realize you don't want to put yourself too far out there and risk weirding out your friendship, but I don't think you will. You can sort of ease into the subject a little, like you're wanting advice, or reassurance from her that she doesn't think you're too weird. You might say: "Do you think this means I am part bisexual or something? I mean, I'm not coming on to you or anything, but what do you think it means? I can't believe how hot I sometimes get from having my ass spanked like that."
Anyway, I think you should get each other off. Then come back and tell me about it.