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Coming to USA
My family is Muslim
When we came to USA mom wore her long black dress and even face covering
Mom was not good at English at the time but she did work at my parents store
Black guys would come into the store but Mom was very shy
A gang member came into the store and said to Mom, why don't you ever talk to me bitch?
Mom answered, I'm shy
The guy said, don't be shy baby Let me see your face
Mom showed her face
The guy said, you have blow job lips
Mom didn't know what that meant
She said, will you show me what that means?
The guy said, sure baby I'll also show you how to ride my cock
Mom didn't know what cock meant
But she said she was excited to learn
The store was empty so the guy took out his cock
He said, see if you can suck this
Mom got on her knees and started sucking his cock
She was happy she could do it
[hands clap; band sings in unison]
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Come on baby, pass me that grass
I may be Muslim, but I'll give you my ass
I'm not trying to cry or scream
Just fuck my ass and gimmie that cream. 🥛
[guitar solo shredding]
🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
[Repeat first verse and engage in stage diving]