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I am a flasher pervert
I have been doing this since I was barely a teenager and my Aunt caught me jacking off. I was horribly embarrassed but she took me into my bedroom, sat me down and talked to me. She told me masturbating was normal and I should enjoy it. She also told me it is even better if you have someone else help, than she made me take off my pants and she rubbed me until I orgasmed.
But my Aunt wouldn't do it any more, she told me that was just to show me what it was like, and I needed to go find a girl friend.
I tried asking, hinting, all sorts of things and nothing worked.
Then one day I was outside and a woman walked by, I let my penis out and began to play with it. The woman was much older, older than my Mom even, she stopped and stared, then she smiled as I came very quickly.
"Thanks, Cutie!" She said, and walked on down the street.
Since then I have shown my penis to hundreds of women and girls, sometimes I sit where girls can see up my shorts, sometimes I just pull it out and wack off in front of them. About 8 out of 10 throw a fit, walk away, do something negative, a few stop and watch, and every once in awhile one grabs me and helps. Those are the best. I just can't help doing it, at least once or twice a week. One time I even got caught by a lady police officer, she just told me to put that away and left.
You've been watching too much contrived ( scripted ) flasher porn. Real life would have you in jail, and on a sex offender registry.
How many times you been arrested?
You dumb idiot! Masturbating is self pleasure numb nuts! If someone helps it is then no longer masturbating!
So your fake aunt was that stupid to!