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Fuck God
Why the fuck did God give me a five inch long dick, no bigger around than my thumb? I'm getting tired of watching porn where all the dudes have huge, pussy stretching cocks that make women scream and moan with pleasure, while I'm fucking my balls off while my woman is playing video games on her playstation, or chatting with her mother on facebook, seemingly unaware that I am even fucking her. Jesus fuck, it's fucking depressing. And fuck no, giving good head does not make up for having a small dick. Women love to have their fuck hole stretched out while their cervix is getting pounded like mike tyson's sparring partner. Sucking on her lady parts doesn't get the job done, even if she pretends that it does, she still craves a big cock. Maybe if I kill myself, I'll be reincarnated and come back as a buck knee grow with a horse cock.
You are nothing more than a clueless moron. A legend in your own mind. Born to be stupid and to blame everybody else for your issues. If you simply did a little research you would find out that your mothers genes actually determine the length and girth of your penis. But then again you haven’t got enough sense to get out of the rain, so what should one expect.
Use dick extenders
God made your dick to break in preteens.
Maybe you would come back as a woman
Use a sleeve
Yeah, it's not Gods fault, you pencil dicked moron. Find yourself an Asian woman with a smaller pussy, or get yourself a strap-on dong. There's more important things in life than your dick.
I can see you have not fucked many Asian women their pussies stretch to and they desire big dicks also.
Not being rude or racist, but ur Asian??? Just jk :)
You are rude and a racist. Most racist deny being one.
It's okay to be racist to a fucking racist, particularly one as ignorant and clueless as the OP.