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Customs officers are asswipes
I hate customs officers. They are so fucking nosy. I wasn't in a good mood at the airport anyway, but I was flying to Columbia and I'd had enough.
Customs officer (CO): "Why are you coming to Columbia?"
Me: "None of your business, motherfucker."
CO: "I need to know, Sir."
Me (rolls eyes): "To buy a few kilos of cocaine to bring back. Happy?"
CO: "Are you serious?"
Me: "You're not too bright, are you?"
CO: "I need to know the reason for the trip, Sir."
Me: "I've about had it with you."
CO: "Please step aside, Sir."
Me: "I'm not going fucking anywhere."
CO: "You are required to step aside."
Me: "If I step aside I'm also going to shit down your throat."
CO: "You are gonna what?"
Me: "You heard me. I'm also going to fuck your wife."
I damn near whipped out my dick and urinated on the guy. I don't know wtf is the problems of customs officers, but all of those motherfuckers can kiss my ass.
This mf when customs are required by law to do this (little upset cuck mad his wife is being fucked by the neighborhood nigger huh?)
I got searched once by one, he had his hands all over me. When I got home I saw that he placed a card in my pants. So I called the number. I met up with him at a hotel and he stripped searched me. Then put on gloves and did a body cavity search as my cock was about to explode. When his fingers hit my prostrate gland I blew a huge load, then he rolled me over and got on top, kissing me while he handcuffed me to the bed, took out his older grizzled cock and went in my ass. Seeing his wedding ring made it all the better as I knew he had a wife and family, yet was doing this to me. He grunted and pushed and shot a load into me. It was the first time I was fucked.
Awww, c'mon mate, tell us how he illuminated your fudge factory with his bullet-headed flashlight, and how much you enjoyed it.
The guy is just doing his job, get over it.
I like to rip big farts when they pay me down...stinky ones too. My bad I say. Or I’ll make a scene and say loudly, why did you grab my dick???
Bull shit, you talk to officers like that and your going to not only miss your flight your going to be held over in a cell for a long while then when you get to court the judge will certainly not like you