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Reality of getting caught
So, I HAD a fetish(it doesn't really put the lead in my pencil anymore, for obvious reasons) for beating off somewhere I might get caught. Usually public bathroom stalls were where I'd take gland in hand, but if I could get away with it other people's houses or the living room of my house were better. I recently got a job dogsitting for my sister and her family(husband, two kids), while they were visiting one of the kids at college. I spent the night, meeting and greeting with her pets, and then the next day the humans left and I had ten days to myself. After they left the driveway, I specifically waited half an hour, so that I'd know they were gone; I know my sister, I figured she'd need to turn around for something. Sure enough, she came back after ten minutes, grabbed something and left. I reset the timer, waited thirty minutes, then my hardon started aching so I started jerking off. Just as I was about to cum, the kid she left with came back in, because he forgot something on his room. Walked right through the living room, saw everything(he's nineteen, I'm thirty, so it's not like he was a minor but still...) he ofc told his parents, they delayed their trip so they could make other arrangements for a sitter and sent me home. Apparently, he's autistic; I wouldn't know, I've had three conversations with the kid since he was twelve. But I guess walking in on me messed him up, or at least that's one of the things his dad said while he was chewing me out like I was caught balls-deep in the cat. They've told my mom what happened, she looks at me like I just schlupped out of the toilet now, and god only knows who else they've told(I also house sit for a high school friend, whose husband has direct connections to them, so now I'm paranoid about that). The IDEA of getting caught was a turn-on. The REALITY of getting caught has been pure hell.
First of all, people who treat masturbation like it’s a crime are morons. Second, what’s wrong with being balls deep in their cat? I’m just kidding, I know that one is wrong. It’s the dog you go balls deep in. The cat just licks milk off your cock.
My dad caught me sticking my dick in the vacuume cleaner and jerking off. Felt pretty good. He made fun of me told all my uncles and they all laughed at me. But I guess he saw it as an invitation to start molesting me. He did from age 8 when that happened u til 14 when I threatened to tell everyone like he did with me. I'd kill someone if they touched my kids and never would! I do love cum, a byproduct of years of sexual molestation I guess. My wife indulges my need, but only my own. I've been caught mastrubating a few times by my dil bit she just turned around and walked away. I was caught one time by my sons girlfriend, I was nose deep in her panties ( in her 20s) and she busted me. Luckily she was cool and helped me finish and let me eat her out after making me eat my own cum. Getting caught ain't always bad even though sometimes it is.
My dad caught me tickling my little brother's crotch one time after we got out of the pool, 60 yrs ago.
He took the opportunity to tell ALL our family, first at our father's funeral, then again at our brother's funeral just recently. I'm now that dirty child molesting uncle. Fun to explain this 5 min episode when we were kids to my wife, my 97 yr old mother. our 6 children and their wives!