Wife makes a move

I work in a restaurant. As you can believe, we all talk dirty. A buddy that I’ve worked with in this restaurant with for going on 6 years, has mentioned a few times that he has a big dick. Now, could be that he’s just talking out his ass. I never bothered to confirm.

The restaurant holds two parties every year. One is the annual Christmas party and the other is a summer bbq and swim. Both are held at the owner’s house. Drinking and fun but never anything sexual. So my wife and I were at this year’s swim party. She has always been one to comment on guys she sees whether it be on tv or in person. She tells me if she thinks they are hot and if she’d sleep with him. She’s always had a thing for Brad Pitt. Anytime fight club comes on, we have to watch it. She damn near drools over him all cut up.

First time it was on, she was coming home with pizza. She walked in the door and I asked if she wanted to watch it. She said she’s not really into fighting movies. I mentioned that Brad Pitt was in it. She said, “Ok. I guess I can slave through it.” She saw the scene where he comes out basically naked and asks if the other guy wanted to fuck the girl. Sandra blurted out, “Oh he can fuck me anytime. Good lord he’s hot.” So I said, “If he was here, would you fuck him?” She said, “Absolutely. Right here in front of you.”

So anyway, we were at the swim party. We were drinking and eating. My buddy, Jeff walked up and started talking to me. Sandra said, “You going to introduce me to your friend?” I said, “Babe, this is Jeff. Jeff this is my wife Sandra.” Sandra said, “So THIS is Jeff? I’ve heard all about you.” Jeff said, “Hopefully not.” She said, “Oh, nothing bad.” When Jeff left to go get more food, Sandra said, “You didn’t tell me he was cute.” I said, “I don’t know what a cute guy is dear.” She said, “He have a big dick?” I said, “According to him, he isn’t a slouch.” She said, “Really? Those trunks of his aren’t giving me any clues.”

So, I had sobered up by the end of the party. Jeff wasn’t smashed but he had a drink right near the end. Sandra said, “Did you drive, Jeff?” He said, “Yeah.” She said, “You shouldn’t drive. You should let us drive you home or you can just crash with us and we can bring you back to your car tomorrow.” He said, “That would be cool. I appreciate it.”

We drove back to our place. Everyone was tired. Sandra said, “You can stay in the spare bedroom. It’s already made up. Bathroom is right across the hall. I’ll get you some towels.” I got in the shower. When I got out, Sandra still wasn’t in the bedroom. About a half hour later, she came in only wearing a t shirt. I said, “Where have you been?” She said, “Getting Jeff settled in.” I said, “For 45 minutes?” She said, “Isn’t it customary to make your guests comfortable?” I said, “How comfortable?” She said, “45 minutes worth of comfort.” I said, “You slept with him?” She said, “Yes, dear, I did. I was a bad girl. I couldn’t help myself. Your friend does have a pretty big dick btw and he knows how to use it.”

By Anonymous

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