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Neighbor Needs Attention
When my new neighbors moved in six years ago, they were a very attractive couple-- around 20yrs younger than me. Two kids later, they've both, nearly, doubled in size. The guy is a local cop-- a hero in everyway, but he's dumb as shit mechancally. Though I'm a nurse (30+ years), there little I can't fix or build. I've rescued them many times from a broken lawn mower to a bad water tank. The girl always looks at me like I'm a super-human. I thought I could sense some sexual tension, but dismissed it because of my age.
This one day she texted me saying her shower wouldn't work. Of course-- the guy was gone. I ran next door and let myself in. She was wrapped in a towel. She thanked me, profusely, as I walked to her bathroom. She was breathing deeply and seemed to be shaking. As I looked at the faucet and opened my tool bag, the towel fell. She picked up, apologized, then tried to rewrap. It kept falling. She was nervous. She ended up just covering her front, leaving the back exposed.
There was no problem.
The faucet was loose. It looked like it was intentional. I quickly tightened it. As I got up to leave, she dropped the towel again. She did not try to pick it up.
"Am I ugly?," she asked, "He doesn't touch me anymore."
The truth? Not so attractive, but I lied and said she was beautiful. She reached for my groin, but I pulled away.
Then she said, "Please Ray." She lead us to her sofa where she proceeded to masturbate. "Tell me I'm pretty, Ray." And I did. She, again, reached for my cock. I, again, pulled away. "I'm a man. Stip tempting me. I may not resist-- and we'll both regret it.
I stroked her hair and told her, again, she was beautiful. She grabbed my hand and used it to masturbate herself. She came with a gush. She kissed my cheek with a thankyou and I left.
Maybe I'm old and have principles. Maybe I was scared of her cop husband-- He strong, but (now)too fat to outrun a 90yr old. But maybe, at my age, I don't have many ejaculations left-- and not interested in blowing them on 200lb, married mother.
Though--- as I recall the sight and feel of her pussy, I'm thing about blowing one now.
What do you think?
Best,
Ray
I'm happy one person understood the spirit of what I said. As to the other two dumbasses, I know there isn't a finite number ejaculations.
There was a time, not so long ago, when, even, the thought of Oprah Winfrey or Rosie O'Donnel was enough to give me an erection. Now, it takes a lot of energy and effort (though, thankfully, medication-free) to get into the mood. Sometimes it's just not worth it.
Are you 12, not that many ejaculatuons left??? That's the dumbest shit I've ever read! Saving them? Now if you respectfully declined, cool but there isn't a limited number of ejacuations or I'd be out a long time ago. Big girls are so much better, quit being stupid! Stimulationg your prostate and jerking off or sex keeps your sexual organs healthy. Now there's some truth to use it or lose it!
You are obviously not old enough. When you get old, you can't get it up very often, so I can see what he means by that
I'm 55 with heart disease. I know all well about ED! Still there isn't a limited number of ejaculations. I had stents put in and he came back to life probably better than my teens. I cum 2 to 3 times a day now and better than when I was a teenager. I'll fuck em skinny, fat, just no telweakers and smelly bitches. I'll bust a bitches back out now!