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Can I ask my friend
I'm a single 55 yr old guy with cancer. I have no energy to masturbate which was something I did regularly being single and not having a sexual partner for the past 2 years. I have this woman friend, she's married and has been a really close friend for many years, we had sex years ago. She said she would do anything for me as I go through this cancer nightmare. I know she does not mean sex, but I want her to help me sexually since we already had sex. I'm not going to ask her to fuck me, blow me or anything like touch her body, all I'd like her to do is jerk me off because I don't have the energy to do it to myself for sexual tension relief. I'm in no condition to try to enter a relationship, I have no one else in my life I could trust asking such a thing like this. I know asking would not hurt our friendship in the long run but I don't want to deal with a prostitute. Is it asking too much of my friend to very discretely lend me her hand and masturbate me?
Ps: I can't wait to read in a year's time about all the handjobs your friend gave you....
She sounds like a Good Friend..
You can send me an email poohc.0rgy@gmail.com. if you don't have the energy to message we can do a zoom call
I would love for you to see my wife naked etc
She will give you the strength back.... Trust me!
Do it! STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
Now is not the time to to procrastinate... Any Time is Tea Time!
9 years ago I accidentally drank industrial Degreaser (Acid) & was rushed into the Emergency ward and then moved to ICU but there was pretty much nothing they could do to save me...
I was in the worst pain known to mankind couldn't talk or swallow about to die my wife next to me & I managed to move my wife's hand onto my cock (I was Hard).
If im going to die im going to at least CUM 1 last time before i do.
My wife stopped crying and gave me this look that I will never forget.... and then literally infront of every patient, Dr's & Nurses started sucking my cock & Jerking me off...
I have never cum that hard or that much in my life. & I have never loved anybody more.
True Story ...
Bud Don't GIVE UP ...!
I have literally been Minutes away from dying 6 times in my life with no chance of surviving...
My dad was diagnosed with cancer and was given 6 months to live (but they told us he wouldn't make 4 months)
He came home and had a few drinks then he shook his head twice and said NO Fcuk that... Nobody was going to tell him when he was going to die
He lived for 22 years more, didn't have any medication or treatments, was an alcoholic, smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day ended up getting married 7 times
If you've got enough energy to get it up, you've got enough energy to get it off ! Stop sounding so ridiculous and helpless !
You obviously trying to get a reaction... it's understandable.. I Get it
It must be terrible being that much of an Arrogant Douche Bag with low self esteem that doesn't get a reaction from anyone IRL..
What I've learnt over the years is LIFE has a Funny way of Humbling People...
All the Best for the Future....