Turdburgers

So for some reason every time I eat Green Jell-O my shit turns green and looks like pickles.

So after taking a green shit after eating Green Jell-O I fished my green turds out of the toilet and opened a pickle jar and put the turds in the pickle jar.

Then when we had Hamburgers later that day my family took pickles out of the jar except that instead they my green turds.

They took one bite of my shit burgers and they all threw up as I laugh.

Now we are no longer allowed to have burgers anymore but i'm not going to say that I took a shit in them.

Tickle My Pickle for Shits and Giggles.

By Anonymous

Gross CONFESSION

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