Parents have no idea (college)
My parents are paying for my college to the tune of $75K a year. I'm still a year away from graduating, and I'm spending a semester studying abroad in New Zealand.
My parents think I'm taking a lot of classes and focusing on academics, but really, I'm just out going to clubs, drinking a lot, snorting good dope, and fucking a shit load of cute guys. I haven't been to a class in two weeks. I think I can still turn some shit in and pass, though.
I woke up this morning and there were two guys in my apartment that I didn't remember fucking from the night before. I had to ask who they were. It's been out of control.