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New year choice
My wife has asked me how would I like to spend new years eve into new years day and has given me three options,
option 1, spend the hours between eight pm and four am sucking and being fucked by her male relatives while dressed as a slut at a family party.
option 2, spend the same time sucking and being fucked by mine and my brothers dogs (2 Rottweilers, 1 Bull Mastiff, 1 Boxer & 1German Shepard)
option 3, spend all day on the 31st at her Aunts place sucking and being fucked by their animals (horse's dogs, Lama, pig and a donkey)
which would you choose and why?
Option 1, hands down. I have zero interest in playing with animals whatsoever, but the idea of spending 8 hours sucking cock and getting repeatedly fucked sounds like a dream come true.
Come to think of it, I've done that, and it was!
Obviously 1. I hope you chose that one. Tell your wife you'll be a fucktoy for any man she wants, but no animals.
To be honest none, as your wife is a fucking weirdo, and you even making this public is even more weird. But if you really have no other options living the life of a disturbed individual, I’ll have to say no.1