Pick up and get laid

It took me 60 years but I figured out the trick to picking up pussy and getting laid.
1. Go to a DANCE club. Dancing is key. No dancing, no pussy. At least for me.
2. Order a drink and relax. Survey the room. Don’t appear anxious. Don’t stare. Don’t be creepy, but do observe. Return eye contact but don’t overdue it. Create a fun chase.
3. Pay attention to women unaccompanied by men. Alone is ok but with other women is better as they feel comfortable. See who is dancing in their seat, wanting so much to dance for real.
4. Do a bit of chair dancing yourself. Subtle, smooth, just enough so people know you want to dance.
5. This gets a bit tricky but depending on how badly you want or need to get laid, decide whether to approach a good looking woman with a nice body, or a less attractive overweight woman. There is an inverse relationship between nice body/looks and probability of getting laid. Whereas likelihood of getting laid is well correlated with heaviness and less conventional attractiveness.
6. Decide who to ask and approach them. Smile, be warm and genuine, and ask. If she says no, see if one of her friends is interested. Guaranteed that the moment you asked one, the other(s) became envious and wish you’d asked them. And by all means if you have a chance to dance with some of her friends and her, go for it.
7. Dance frequently but not constantly. Leave room for chatting. Maybe buy a drink (might have to pay for friends too).
8. It’s critical to start being flirty and physical as the night progresses. Slow dance, touch while fast dancing, eye contact and smile. Sit very close when chatting. If you can get her half way into bed while still at the club, then closing the sale is easy. But if you have not been flirty and physical, suddenly asking her back to your place will be more difficult to pull off.
9. Ask for her number. If she says no you have a problem. But if she provides it, make the “spontaneous” suggestion of a night cap at your place or hers that very night.

Once I figured out this formula, my success ratio of either laid or phone number jumped to 90%. And of the ones that were phone only, the laid ratio was 90% on the first date. One caution or advice…if you are just looking to get laid, be clear you are not in the market for a girlfriend or long term romance. Just some casual mutual fun. You might miss out on a little bedroom action by that honesty but broken hearts are not fun or funny.

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