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Morning smells
My morning goes like this, light cigarette, make coffee, sit on commode. The smell of poop, coffee, cigarette wakes me up. Anybody else wanna share?
When I lived with my hot older sister for a year in college, I got used to morning smells of coffee, and, as she took immaculate care of her killer-long, sexy nails, the smell of nail polish or remover as she sat and touched them up in the morning. She'd get ready for the day, and her soft, sweet-smelling perfume would be so pleasurable. To this day, the smell of nail polish remover reminds me of that year in college and living with her.
No way you queer jerk, fuck off.
Sorry, not queer or gay. It's just my morning routine.