Our Song

If Only I Had Two Beautiful Moms, Things Would Be Different Around Here

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i am gay and i love gay shit.
suck my dick.

i love you jesus cuh-rist

raining blood

ive got a football scholarship
all i can think about
is sucking some diiiiccckk

i'm just a kid and life is a nightmare

my bleeding eyes drip on the cold pizza of my soul

not one more word tonight
between here and there

when you were young you were the king of carrot flowers

and god i love twilight
if only daddy loved meee as much

light blind me so i can't see

i tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end
all i did was suck my dick

im a pretentious fuck from wisconsin
i wear second hand army clothes
rape me take me home

i'm swear 2 jesus i'm not being hyperbolic
i came all over her face like jackson pollock

why don't you like me why don't you like me

in context what i'm saying makes sense
follow the clues and the meaning becomes clear
i coded the meaning to create more suspense
these lyrics do make sense, my dear

spartacus roboticus

welcome to santee california
the personification of joy and success
died right the fuck over there!!

and i'll put a steak in my belly and the last note will play

and to think i was once a wee man

gay is gay is gay
sitting on a cornflake

i dont want to fuck him in the ass
i just wanna hold him all night

fifteen items or less please

open up ya adobe slabs

and we'll go dancin'
a whole new woooooooorld

a brand new place i never knew

i am feminism
i love cum and sylvia plath
were has my life gone

in the end we found, my dear
that if we ever saw each other clear
only for you my door will open
i'm still sucking my dick

all the kids at school call me maurice
why am i so alone

took the fuckin gun
and i put it in her mouth
then i pulled the fuckin trigger
goddamn niggers, livin in the south

women have tits
what has god done to me
honestly

i've got no friends
fuck my life
i waste my time
by fapping to dicks

attached to beautiful women
but i really want jeff mangunm's semen

vaginal makes me squeamish
why can't you just hold me or some shit

i was walking with a ghost
i was walking with a ghost
i was walking with a ghost
i was walking with a ghost

and someday the andrew jackson jihad
records will stop helping
and that when ill apply for a fucking job mom

i've implied so many things with green text
i've had a face for every emotion
i really like in the aeroplane over the sea, it makes me want to
shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, shout, shout

my mom has cervical cancer
that shit makes a nigga wanna cry

my dad's pretty fly on the bongos
that shit makes a nigga wanna dance

aw hell yeah!
hell hell yeah baby ooooooh oooooh yeah yeah yeaaaah

and then i saw my dick
now i'm a believer

aww, c'mon fuck a guy

im a quarterback in college
i have two dads
sometimes i let em
fondle mah nads

fappin' time, you don't have to go home but you can't fap here.
i know who i want to fap at home
i know who i want to fap at home
i know who i want to fap at home
fap at home

maybe this is it
i can finally take that shit
i've been constipated for days
shoutin in the bathroom like billy mays

susan b anthony threw a baby fit once
everyone laughed
what happened to our rights sue?
she said 'gotta catch em all'
baby you know it to be truuuue

bitches in the back, bitches in the front
i got so many bitches, my couch smells like cunt

i love that melted cheese

its my life

crab nicholson crabcore
crab nicholson crabcore
best genre nicholsoncore

but is mayonaise an instument?
i just wanna knowwwwww

nigga plz i fuck you wit a knife
i got a gangsta bitch

regardless of bill murray
i will definetley worry

break down your face
brick by agonizing brick
then watch me put this needle in my own fucking eye

roses are red
violets are blue
i fucked your grandma

[drum solo]

crab people crab people
look like crab
talk like people
crab people crab people
look like crab
talk like people

paul mccartney's penis has a built-in stationary stoooore

climb the highest mountain
punch the face of god

[guitar solo]

ive got herpes and the new dan deacon album
everything in my life has balanced out fine

whip out your zombie dick
it will definitely be stifffffff-

newtral molk hotuls ain't got nothin' on me

welcome to the holocaust
you parents thought you could use a break

i want a tall strong girl with a cadillac and short hair
to talk to me about sonic youth over coffee

at least we've got each other
just like everybody else
if people act like faggots
dude, just be yourself

i wish i could tell you all how high i was
but then you'd know i was high

mama mia my raviolli burns my penis ravioli!

with a fork and some mace
jeff mangum eats your face

never mind the bombings, here's your six figures

sha-la
sha-la

man, the tourist is always wrong
why did we mention him in this goddamn song

moth ball belch and catheter quilts
moth ball belch and catheter quilts

dig a hole in the yard

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