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My SSBBW Wife Gets Turned On By Pooping In Public
Ever since it became common place for the homeless to just drop there pants and shit in public here in our fair city, my wife has started doing it as well. First off my wife is not your ordinary woman. She is 34 years old, 5'5" tall and weighs almost 700 lbs. I love huge women and she is a gorgeous cherub faced brunette of mixed race. She eats constantly and as you can imagine it's mostly junk or fast food. She probably consumes anywhere from 10,000 to 12,000 calories a day...This kind of diet generally causes her lots of gastrointestinal distress, which causes her to bloat up and burp and fart constantly... It also causes her to defecate about 3 times a day. Each bowel movement is usually pretty massive. In fact with the low flow toilets we have in the house, clogs are almost a certainty on a daly basis. Before the pandemic we went to our favorite buffet restaurant. It's an all you can eat place that specializes in Asian cuisine. We spent about 3hrs there and when she was finay full we waited about another hour so that she could at least stand up and waddle the short distance to where our vehicle was parked. Unfortunately her full belly was beginning to show signs of the messy things to come... As she waddled through the doors of the restaurant she began to fart loudly. She then grabbed her enormous belly and said to me.."I have to poop, BAD and I'm not going to make it to the ladies room". She then proceeded to waddle to the curb holding her belly and tooting with every ponderous step. She then turned her huge butt toward the street lifted her tent like dress, squatted just a bit and began grunting out the biggest turds you have ever seen. Each one was as big around as a beer can and easily over a foot long. I have no idea how her anus can even open that big...She was grunting hard and was reaching out to hold onto me because her knees were in danger of buckling under her great weight. Cars were honking as the drove past. People across the street were jeering, pointing in absolute disgust. When she finally finished she was panting and red faced. She looked at me and said "Whew, that feels better". I was still in shock over what I had just seen. And asked her WTF was that... She just laughed and said "When you gotta go, you gotta go". She then produced some tissues from her bag and said "can you you wipe me?". So I cleaned her up as quickly as possible and tried to usher her huge bulk to the parking lot where our van was parked.
Before we could get to the parking lot, a police cruiser pulled up in front of us blocking out path. A female police office got out of the cruiser and said that she had gotten a complaint about a woman fitting my wifes description was seen defecating in public. Naturally we denied it but the officer look skeptical. Then some witness that had been harassing us all the way to the parking lot identified my wife as the "big fat bitch that shit in the street". The police officer then told us that a summons was going to be issued for public defecation and that there was no need to go to court as it was a minor misdemeanor. Just a 50 dollar fine would need to be paid... The officer then asked my wife why she did it? My wife with her big smart mouth said "Why do you think? I had to go and it's a long ride home and if homeless bums can shit all over the sidewalk then so can I." My wife then said "I hope you know I'm not paying this fine. You are just harassing me because I'm a woman of color and I'm obese." She went on to give the cop a further hard time until I interceeded and tried to defuse the situation. The cop was extremely patient but I could tell her patience was fading fast...I was also mortified at my usually reserved wife's behavior and was confused and in shock. The cop issued the ticket and we were told to move along. By this time a crowed had gathered and it was becoming extremely tense and uncomfortable. People were making remarks about my wifes weight and laughing and taking pictures. So we pushed our way through to crowd and slowly headed toward our vehicle. By the time we got to our van my wife was farting again and her distended belly wasn't getting any smaller. She then stopped at the car parked next to us and announced that she had to poop again. She took a couple of ponderous steps then hiked up her dress squatted and proceeded to push out another massive load which was even bigger than the last. As luck would have it the police officer came cruising by stopped, in plain view of my wifes huge, pooping ass, shook her head, and drove on. At the same time my wife turned slightly to look at the cop and flipped the cop the bird and punctuated it with a loud juicy fart followed by a big log. It was pretty quite on the ride home. My big fat wife just sat there with her huge arms resting on her enormous belly with this odd contented look on her face. I finally broached the silence by asking WTF did I just see? My wife looked at me and said with a straight face, "What? Was there something wrong?" And then began to laugh. Her eyes sparkled and her double chins and chubby cheeks quivered which always turns me on. She then said "Make this thing go faster. I have to poop again and I'm horny as fuck". We got home paid the babysitter and we went straight into the bathroom where she pooped again we then went into the shower together. I washed her enormous beautiful body like I always do and she grabbed me kissed me hard forcing her tongue halfway down my throat. We headed out of the shower not even drying off while groping and fondling her abundant soft flesh. There is just so much of her that I usually don't know what to caress and squeeze first. We fell onto the bedroom floor and the whole house shook. The sex was so intense that I thought one of us might die in the process. It went on for hours with my wife achieving multiple orgasms. When we were finished we were both exhausted and just slept through the rest of the night on the floor. I got up sometime during the night and threw a blanket over us and we cuddled into morning. I had thought that this was a one time thing and that it was just an odd occurrence but over the past year it has happened every time we have gone out in public Luckily we haven't received any more tickets or fines as we have been a little more discreet about it... My wife has admitted that she always had a fantasy about pooping in public ever since she was a child and it always stimulated her sexually so intensely that she would masturbate for hours afterward. I can't say that I'm happy about her need for public defecation but the sex that comes afterward is simply amazing. I love my big fat wife. I love the fact that she is the mother of my children. I love her huge pillowy body. I love the fact that she loves to eat. I love having the fattest wife every where we go. I love the reactions we get when people see us together so I guess I can deal with her pooping in public.. She is just too much to give up over her strange perversion.
Sounds hot.
Your wife is a disgusting pig.
This is like poetry.
It's so well written, it could almost be real.
This is hilarious.
Your wife sounds like an incredible fuck. Most super fat pigs are.
Fat pigs should be gassed.
The lack of self-respect exhibited by the OP and his street crapping wife is astounding. Both of them are "losers" in the most extreme sense of the word.
The stink of this woman must be unbearable.
Bucky loves to smear his huge disgusting wife's turds all over his face.
Great story but why did the woman have to be so fat? We all know this is fiction so why not make the wife a super hottie?
We all know super hot chicks don't shit.
Pictures or it never happened... We're waiting.
What's it really like having a 700lb wife. I can only image that it must be horrible. My brother's wife must be close to 500 pounds and he constantly complains about how fat she is, how lazy she is and how dirty she is. He says that she smells so bad at times because she can't wash correctly that he refuses to sleep in the same bed with her. She can hardly walk and she can't take care of their daughter, my niece. Personally I think it is completely unacceptable and repulsive to let yourself go so badly that your husband begins to resent you and finds you unattractive.
Quit fucking your mother’s corpse!
Has your wife shit in the street lately, Bucky? Or are you keeping those big turd piles all to yourself to roll in? By now I'm sure she is too monsterously fat get out the door of your low income apartment. How did she get so fat on food stamps?
The same way all these monsters get so insanely fat. Laziness, gluttony, shitty fast food by the ton, a sick enabler or 2 and that's it. They blow up like decomposing beached whales because they are dumb, lazy and greedy.
That describes Bucky's wife perfectly. Bucky is the sick enabler and his monsterously obese wife is a dumb, lazy, greedy decomposing whale. Once a month Bucky has to blow some homeless teens to get them to help roll his wife over and clean her bed soars.
Karen, are you still fucking your mom’s corpse when you’re not over at the truck stop getting spit fried?
Sooner or later you’re going to get kicked out of her single-wide when the stench of her corpse and your leaking ass all over the shag carpet in the trailer starts stinking up the trailer park even more.
Just bury her and get a real job instead of giving blow jobs to those truckers.
How's life in prison, Bucky.... Have the brothas made you the queen of the cell block bitches yet?
Says the low income housing resident with the retarded super morbidly obese wife...😆 Speaking of getting a job... Has your manager promoted you to fry cook yet? Hopefully he won't find out that you steal Big Macs by the dozen to bring home to your massively obese Down Syndrome wife.
My wife is a super-sized feedee (610lbs) and she also has trouble with holding it when nature calls. There have been a few close calls but she has never shit herself in public. When your woman is the size of a bus and she keeps stuffing herself with greasy high fat food, she is going to shit, a lot, and it's not always going to be at the most opportune times. The only time she had an accident in front of people was while she was giving birth to our youngest child. She was over 500lbs and in heavy labor and she was pushing so hard that the turds flew out of her like rockets... Apparently this is not uncommon because the nurses just clean it up like it was no big deal they even joked anout it. My wife on the otherhand, was mortified... 😆
Bullshit... or cowshit however you look at it.
Pig shit.
Sick.
Almost 700lbs and shitting in public??? How do you wipe her ass? Open a fire hydrant and hope for the best???..😂😂😂
Wow, that was an amazing story. I would love to read more. Your wife sounds incredible. I too love huge women and I have a 500 pounder of my own but she only poops indoors...😆
Great story... 😆
Gross.
This fat bitch and cuck husband must live in some liberal sewer. That's the only kind of place you can get away with chronically shitting in the street and not getting arrested for it.
Great story but bullshit.
No, pigshit or better yet, Whale shit.
Come poop on my lawn. It needs some fertilizing.
This bitch shits like an elephant because she can't stop stuffing her gross, greedy, maw.
Fortunately, you’re there to scarf that shit down with rabid gusto.
This is so hot in a weird disgusting sort of way. I would love a wife that fucking fat and piggy. I don't know if I would her shit in the street (probably not) but I would like to feed her until she explodes.
Disgusting fat farm animal. Your wife is going to end up in and early grave and you are helping her get there.
Your meth addiction has you on that same trajectory.
You were gone for a while. I was afraid you got stuck in your retarded fat wife's ass crack and smothered in her shit crust.
Disgusting fat bitch. I'll bet she gobbles nigger dick as well. Her husband is obviously a cuck and his manhood has been stripped from him by his gross, beached, whale of a wife.
This has to be a joke. Who in God's name would be married to a 700 pound woman let alone let her crap in public? But I will say that this is a rather entertaining story for it's shock value.
I would marry a 700 pound woman if she had a pretty face and a great personality. Of course we would have to be compatible in other ways as well. But I don't suppose a fatophobic clown like you would understand but there is a lot more to a person than just their weight.
I love women and men peeing in my mouth and all over me and I love sucking dicks and eating pussy and men fucking me in my asshol and I love fucking men so much
You're pretty perverted but at least you aren't shitting in the street.
Certainly not like you are.
Wow... Just wow. Tell us more.
Sounds kind of hot in a weird and disgusting way.
This is so gross.
Yes, fat people are disgusting.
Not as disgusting as pedophiles like you.
Shit flinging monkey.
More like shit spreading hippo.
Which is how a spineless tool like you gets fed.
My wife is a big fatso too but she doesn't shit in public... She likes to have sex in public. The thrill of the possibility of getting caught makes her cum like an earthquake.
Big fat wives are an embarrassment... How can you stand being married to a porker who doesn't respect herself enough to keep her weight under control? You probably have a disgusting, deviant, fat fetish.
You're an embarrassment. The best part of you ran down the crack of your mother's ass.
What does self-respect have to do with body weight or size? Obviously you are stuck on the kind of body morality that went out of style in the last century. Get a clue asswipe.
"Stuck"??? I'm not stuck anywhere, unlike your wife who is probably stuck in a doorway with a weirdo feeder for a husband.
Your husband keeps the brain in your ass stirred with his cock.
I can tell that you have never been laid.
Wow, a 700lb woman crapping in the street? Only on the internet could you find shit (pardon the pun) like this.
No words can describe how foul this is.
It's terrible but this is the legacy of permissive liberal thinking. Apparently crapping in the street has become a real thing in some towns and cities. Getting super obese seems to be a growing fetish as well. It all goes back to what many would call "the death of shame". Social shame is what keeps people from doing aberant or deviant things in public. Now that the PC liberal scum have done their damage, shame is no longer an obstacle for depraved and deviant behavior.
Ain't that the truth.
This is fucked up...😆
Jesus dude. Get your wife some adult diapers so she isn't crapping where people walk.
Guys who fuck fat chicks have no game. They are the stereotypical skinny, faggot, loser. Most of them are these male feminist, progressives who take it up the ass while they practice their pronouns. Bucky is exactly that kind of emotionally weak, intellectually stunted, perpetually triggered, imbecile.
Yes he is and his wife is the biggest fat pig anyone has ever seen. 100 years ago she would have been working for P.T. Barum.
He needs to get her help and stop defending her horrifying public displays of deviance.
Disgusting.
You’re definitely disgusting for the things you do to your mom’s corpse.
Projection again, Bucky?.... Don't worry, you enormous land whale of a spouse will die soon enough and then you can fuck and fondle her blubberous bod to your hearts content.... I just hope the neighbors don't mind the smell when that fat thing explodes in the heat. But I'm sure the low class hood you live in is used to the foul stink of filth, sewage and death. I'm sure there have been more than a few dead junkies laying in the gutter rotting in the sun outside your government provided housing.
Just can’t bring yourself to bury her yet? Just shoot yourself.
Is your fat fuck pig wife dead yet?.. Better stand back when she has that heart attack. The grease splatter will probably spread 20 feet from the source of the blast.
That is exactly what Bucky is waiting for so he can collect the insurance money. Bucky and his monstrously obese wife haven't worked in years... They are just a couple of filthy, less than human, liberal, slobs living in their own squalor while collecting Biden Bucks. Bucky's last job as a petroleum transfer technician couldn't possibly pay for the gross amount of junk food he needs to stuff his fat pig wife with.
You tell ‘em, Karen! You won’t report your mom’s death until you’ve finished fucking her dead body. Instead you’ll invite Hunter Biden over to fuck you while you fuck that corpse.
Not to mention all of your time spent at the truck stop as a ravenous sperm transfer tweaker.
Pig fucker.
Corpse fucker.
Hog humper... You're a disgusting slob. You married an obese whale with a fecal fetish because it's the best you could do.
Wow, this was something you don't hear about or see every day.... I congratulate you on having a wife that big. It must be amazing having a big marshmallow girl to love but the pooping in the street is something I cannot get into. It's always pretty eye opening when someone's odd perversion surfaces. Even though I find it pretty gross I applaud you for having the courage to talk about it.
Gotta see some pics.
Your wife must make a circus fat lady look positively skinny. It's disgusting that you let her get that fucking fat. In fact when you consider that almost a third of the world doesn't have enough to eat, her gluttonous ass borders on criminal and it is certainly amoral and obscene. How can you even live in the same house with that hog? The smell coming from her blubber covered body must be horrendous. It must be a nightmare for your children to have a mom so fat and gross. Think of them FFS and do the right thing. Put that landwhale on a strict diet and slim that pig down to an acceptable size, like under 200lbs.
Show us some pics of your massively obese wife. I'll bet she looks spectacular.
There is no option for posting pics otherwise I would.
I'm very glad that you are attracted to your wife. I'm sure you find her beautiful and that is all that matters. Don't let the nasty comments bother you. You owe these people nothing and they matter not in your life... But please don't let your wife continue to defecate in public. It's not sanitary nor civilized. It will only get you two into trouble legally and I sure you do not want that for her.
When and where is the next big street dump coming from piggy, oink, oink? I'm only asking so we can clear the streets of people as to avoid the loss of life when the nuclear shit bomb hits the ground. I hope animal control eventually tranquilizes your raging hippo and locks her up in a zoo where her fat fuck ass belongs. She's a disgusting creature and you're a repulsive freak for enabling her.
You’ll be too busy sucking and bending over for all of the homeless dudes coming over to your mom’s trailer to turn you into a spooge sponge.
So when that landwhale you call a wife dies and it will be soon, how many walls will the fire dept. have to cut through to haul that disgusting bloated thing away? Or will you just pack up and move and leave that rotting blob for your slumlord to clean up?
Funny how all these fatty fuckers are indigent slobs living on some kind of public assistance. You have to wonder where do they get the coin for all that food to feed there significant manatee.
Feed that fat hog until she is the fattest person alive. Create a website for her and charge a membership fee for fatty fucking freaks to ogle her grossky fat body. Set up a wish list on Amazon for food that the freaks can send her. You will make thousands because there is no shortage of fatty fucking losers out there like you, just begging to fap to all her disgusting blubber. Video her shitting in the street, post it, and you will also capture the cropophilia audience as well. You will make a fortune and it will give you a semi-valid excuse to have and keep a wife that grossly fat. Don't worry about what she wants. She already let herself become a freakshow so obviously she has no self-respect so why should anyone else? Like all fat piles of blubber, the only thing she wants is food so just give it to her until she explodes.
Actually that's not a bad idea. 👍👍
Yes, good advice. A 700lb fat hog should be put on the internet and exploited. Make some freaking money while you two still can because she ain't hot long to live. After all what other conceivable purpose could a landwhale like that have?... She's too fat to work or contribute to society and she is way too fat to do domestic chores. Just keep feeding her massive amounts of processed, sugar and grease covered garbage and maybe impregnate her again... if you can even hit the bottom of her bloated 50lb pussy. I really don't know how you fatty fuckers do it. You have to be so incredibly desperate for pussy that it must be like a living hell.
Hey, someone has to fuck these massive bitches, even if it only keeps their greedy mouths away from the food supply for just 5 or 6 minutes a week. It's called "taking one for the team".
Guys who fuck these bariatric, fat hog bitches are either insane or so beta that they hardly qualify as men. You obviously fall in one or both categories. And fuck you sensitive little mellenial or Gen Z sissies who think what I saying is some kind of institutional or ideological Fatophobia.... Blubber lovers are an abomination as are the fat disgusting slobs they love. The reality is, just as there are ONLY 2 genders, morbid obesity is a disease that is avoidable and should not be rewarded with acceptance or tolerance. It's a completely avoidable life threatening condition that afflicts broken individuals who not only need to be put on diets but need to have there heads examined as well.
Your a bigoted, brainwashed, bully. Ultra SSBBWs like my wife are gorgeous. You're obviously tainted with the typical societal prejudice against obese people. People like you are responsible for perpetrating the stigma that fat people are saddled with that causes depression, anxiety and eating disorders. Most of the hype surrounding the dangers of obesity are over blown tripe designed to prey upon people's insecurities so that the medical amd diet industry can use fat people as cash cows (no pun intended). Do some actual research into the issue before you run your ignorant mouth.
You're an insane simp and your wife is a hippo who will die before she is 40.
You can't talk sense to these fatty fucking losers.
Having a wife that big must be quit an interesting experience. I know it's not for everyone. I personally could never deal with it. To me it's grounds for divorce.... But if you are into it, more power to you. the shitting in public has got to stop. It's extremely unsanitary and it's just not something people here in the western world do. In fact the only place I have seen were it is acceptable or common place is in places like rural India and certain areas of Africa. If it continues one day she will get into legal trouble and add the fact that she is so hugely fat to the mix, it will not go well for her or you. Please do the right thing and get so psychological help for your wife. It's the least you can do for a loved one.
I've tried getting her psychological help.... The therapist said there is nothing psychologically wrong with her. She just has a somewhat common fetish. Its something she has to take control of. I can only encourage her restraint and control over her fetish. She knows that it's wrong but at the same time she gets a thrill from doing it and getting away with it... It's like people who do other taboo things in public. They get a thrill from doing what shocks other people.
Does she have an eating disorder because obviously at 700 pounds she is over eating like a boss.
What does the psychologist say about her massive weight?
I believe it was something like "HOLY SHIT!".
Well she did break the waiting room chair when we went for her 1st psych evaluation. It was very embarrassing for her and I offered to pay for the chair but the therapist was very nice and professional about it and assured us not to worry. She was looking to get new office furniture anyway..The next visits we brought a heavy duty portable bariatric chair with us. My wife was a lot more comfortable and much less self-conscious that way.
Good God, you actually seem proud of being chained to a 700 hog.... I guess it really does takes all kinds to make the world go around. What's next, a 1000 pounds?
Maybe. That won’t match the number of cocks you’ve taken in your ass in just the last 4 years.
Yeah but it still doesn't hold a candle to the gallons of sperm you've drank in the last month.
She'll probably be dead long before she hits a 1,000.
I want to see your morbidly obese bitch of a wife take a dump on Nancy Pelosi's doorstep. I'll give her a years supply of McDonald's gift certificates if she does it.
Who are you, Bill Gates?.... The cost of all those gift certificates would be equal to the GDP of Mexico and Canada combined FFS.
I pack of wild dogs needs to fuck the shit out of your wife once and for all.
Worked for your wife. And that kept your mouth busy getting the guys waiting in line hard.
How big are your wife's dumps? Do you carry a shovel to clean up after her? She must look like a hippo dropping it's load... She's an obese disgusting blob. Someone should pump expanding foam in her asshole.